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better than crash 1. a resounding success on all fronts. the complete package. brutally difficult, endlessly rewarding. thick mushroom wife

1. the first 10-20 hours of elden ring is some of the best content video games as a medium have to offer, period. the last 60 hours are just bad dark souls 3 where almost every encounter is more predictable and disappointing than the last. every unique boss is amazing. every duplicate made me wish i was playing dark souls 2 (bad vibleo game but I enjoy it all the same).

2. difficulty across the board is pretty damn good, except portions of the midgame where i melted ♥♥♥♥ for no reason. died to malenia more than any souls boss but what a cool fight! i love myself and the community going ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ over a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ attack. it reminds me of the capra demon, which is just a brilliantly bad fight and summarises everything i love about dark souls. i'm a f,reaky ♥♥♥♥♥.

3. stormveil castle makes you think you are playing the culmination of every good thing about souls games. caelid, snow area one and two, mount gelmir, every single dungeon (probably hundreds), every ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ teleporter than ruins the sense of discovery, and the moment you realise the only way to interact with one of the greatest video game worlds ever is to hit it with a sword - just makes you feel like you're wasting time.

4. there's a lot of epic, slow attacks available to the player in elden ring. no boss in the entire game will give you an opening to use them, though! i played strength and a jumping attack is the maximum amount of attack you're allowed to use. weapon arts not allowed. spells only allowed from a distance. whack.

tl;dr: elden ring is one of the prettiest games i have ever played, but it would be much better if it was a snowboarding game so i could snowboard throughout the game rather than press r1 300,000 times to kill enemies i don't care for to get to the end of a story that doesn't capture me. the same exact criticism applies to every souls game, but i love them all because at least they are constantly surprising me. i love novelty! and snowboarding!

it's just sonic the hedgehog 2

Sonic Generations is the one of the Games that just cannot Compare but when It try to the Old Sonic Games, somehow I'm perhaps pleased. It compares. Quite like a video game that I would recommend, Sonic "Generations" is My favourite entrance into the series of the Hedgehog runner. Doctor "Egghead" Robot Nick, is still the evil of being villain Killing sonic "The" Hedgehog, but this time it's also time and Sonic has two Sonics and the levels that are played in the game are better because they have already created by the developers of the game before in another time. I rate "Sonic" Generations a well-done 8.3 out of all of the 10 marks plausible.

3 years ago i wrote the devs a list of bugs to fix, as is common in early access - you're basically there to help. as well as this, i praised their game for its premise and promise.

half of those bugs remain and the game sucks balls.

probably one of the best first person puzzlers of all time

the witness can go ♥♥♥♥ itself

underrated gem

Yosumin!