It’s almost XXXmussy 🎅🏾🎄🔔and you know what that means 😈😈😈 Saint Nick 🎅🏾 is gonna stick his fat 🌽🌽♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Candy 🍭 ♥♥♥♥ cane 🐓in your stocking 🧦so drink drink drink 🍺 your eggnog 🥚nut-cream 🌰😫😫 you filthy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ elf ♥♥♥♥♥🧝‍♂️🧝‍♂️Santa’s hard and hung 🍆 and wants you 😘to sit on his fat ass 🍑 lap. Drag those big 😭 thicc chestnuts 🌰🌰 across daddy Santa’s face? 🎅🏾🎅🏼🎅🏾 if you’re extra ❌❌❌ naughty 😈, we’ll get Santa’s eight trusty reindeer-twinks: Cupid 💘 , Poppers, Sniffies, Lubey 💦, Cumpig 🐷, Prancer 👯‍♂️, pisspig 💦🐷, and vixen 😈 to finish you off. All while poor Rudolph 🤡is cucked in the corner😔.

Make sure Mrs. Claus 🤶 doesn’t see 👀, or else she’ll spank you silly like the HO👋🏼 HO👋🏼HO👋🏼 that you are😫😫😫 maybe Santa will blow 💦 ⛄️ snowmen all over 💦⛄️Let’s make the Yuletide GAY 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️⚧️ and spread good holiday 🕎🎄cheer 🥂 just like we spread 😫 our hole 🕳️ . Send this to 🔟 of your sluttiest ♥♥♥-Elves 🧝🧝🧝🧝‍♂️🧝‍♂️😫💦Gluck, suck and ♥♥♥♥ under the mistletoe 🎄and you might just get a present 🎁😘😘😘(it’s ♥♥♥)

STOP SENDING ME TO BACKWATER SWAMP. IM TIRED OF PLAYING ON IT. MY SWF TEAMMATES BRING COOKBOOKS, PLAYING KILLER ITS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ COOKBOOKS. I was on the dead by daylight discord server, right? And ALLLL THE CHANNELS WERE TALKING ABOUT BACKWATER SWAMP. I-I WAS WATCHING SHREK WITH MY GIRLFRIEND, AND THE PART WHERE HE SAYS “WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP” THE SCREEN I POINTED TO IT AND SAID “hey babe, WHEN THE SURVIVORS ARE SWARMING THE GUY YOU JUST HOOKED HAHA” DING-DING-DINGDING-DINGDING. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ looked at some frogs at a pond and said “that’s a bit like backwater swamp.” I was at a restaurant, the waiter asked me if I wanted water, and I said “water? MORE LIKE BACKWATER!” nhale AAAAAAAAA
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his also got a great head

nice furry avatar

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WE TRUE SCHLOMOS
WE JEW TOGETHER
WE GET HOLOCAUSTED TOGETHER
Send this SHEKEL to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get 6,000,000 your A TRUE SCHLOMO

I only play Dead by Daylight, not because I like it, but because the Deathslinger is there. I'm not interested in losing, I'm not interested in winning. When I sit at the PC I just want to see Caleb Quinn. I have a sad life; I always think of him. I look at the sky in Haddonfield and I think of him, I feel the gen rush on my back and I can't help think of him and his lame leg. I'm not toxic, I'm not salty, I don't even mind getting looped, I just want to spend as much time as possible with the Deathslinger. When I bought this game (dbd) I thought I would stop playing it immediately, I hated it and still hate it. The only reason I'm here and I keep playing with it is to hear his laugh after you down a survivor.

A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! eyes pop out AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ inhales from the gas tank honka honka honka honka masturabtes furiously ohhhh my gooooodd~

🎄MERRY CHRISTMAS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!! Now that it’s finally DICKmas 👅💦Santa’s about to slide 🎅🏾😉 down your hot 🔥 hot 🔥chimney tonight. So lick 💦💋those juicy candy canes and drink up that creamy eggnog🍼, it’s about to get wet down at Santa’s workshop🍆🍆! Don’t forgot to slide down that XXXtra 🎅🏾🎅🏾 big North Pole, and make sure your 🍪 cookie 🍪is yummy enough for Santa to eat👄! 👀 But are you bad enough to handle Santa’s giant juicy 8=candy👊🏼♥♥♥♥=D💦?? Send this to 🔟 of your baddest ♥♥♥♥♥ elves💁🏼💁🏾 If you get 5️⃣ back, youre on the naughty list this year🍆💦! If you get 🔟 back you better be ready for Santa’s hot ♨️CUMlate☕️💦😭 If you get 2️⃣0️⃣ back you’ve got the most ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🍬peppermint 🍬♥♥♥♥♥ in the North Pole! ❄️⛄ HAVE A SLUTTY 💦🍆👅DICKMAS YOU HOE HOE HOE!!!

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+rep plays the ultimate cake face big dong too long David King

u a lil suqqqole

+++rep plays like a god

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xx

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