I was once the Master Bator, In a time long ago...It feels like many lifetimes past. I was in top form, peak condition until a normal every day job went awry.

It was a job like any other, an easy contract. Grab the lubricant, apply my master knowledge and completion. However in my young brash big headed youthful young hotheaded haste, I neglected to read the shipping label....

It said...

All natural, Handwash only.

With this new information I returned to my home in a sense of desprate and hate filled turmoil. How could I make such a mistake surely the guys at work would make fun of me, there was only ONE solution.