Recent reviews by Double Dick Dagger

Greatest multiplayer half life copy to ever exist

LIKE THE GAME, 10000000000000000% AVOID HI N LOW MISSIONS, UPGRADING CARS FOR THEM IS NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE DUE TO THE STUPID RESTRICTION AND NO GUIDANCE IN WHAT TO GET FOR THE CARS OTHER THAN STUPID TRIANGLES OVER EVERYTHING. 2 DAMN HOURS WASTED

starting car is awful, locks all your other cars until you waste time with the awful thing you get to start with, constantly forced to do missions. killing the game. CANT EVEN BEAT POSTED 3 STAR TIMES WITH STARTING CARS THEY'RE ATROCIOUS AND SHOULDNT HAVE BEEN FORCED ONTO THE PLAYER. CAN ONLY 1 STAR SPEED TRAPS AT FIRST SO THEY'RE POINTLESS AND MAJOR LACK OF ANYTHING TO GET MEDALS WITH THE AWFUL 450 OR BELOW HP CARS

login failed attempt crap is insanely annoying and have to wait 24 hours to login

unskipable tutorial and the continue rounds button was completely removed. still havent figured out why devs put in the unskipable tutorial when everyone hates them more than game crashing bugs

still no actual good, lack of any updates adding anything decent to it. valve fix your broken ♥♥♥♥ source code game has been out since 2007 and still aint any better

its aight

wtf happened to halo? i cant just jump into a regular game anymore for online multiplayer. did the social games ♥♥♥♥ and it put me in a horrible and small custom map that was boring as hell to play in, then when i got tired of it i leave and get a ban from playing online???? there's no actual customer support for this garbage and no actual answers to what the hell happened to the multiplayer

the new heist was absolute ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, i would rather take a cactus with knives with screws in the knives, i hope they stick the cactus up my ass then hope they rip it out and shove it down my throat than sit through that garbage again.

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