Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
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Lend money to a bad debtor and he will hate you.
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A pretty woman can do anything; an ugly woman must do everything.
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Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.
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... relaxed in the manner of a man who has no need to put up a front of
any kind.
-- John Ball, "Mark One: the Dummy"
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The confusion of a staff member is measured by the length of his memos.
-- New York Times, Jan. 20, 1981
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My pen is at the bottom of a page,
Which, being finished, here the story ends;
'Tis to be wished it had been sooner done,
But stories somehow lengthen when begun.
-- Byron
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"For I perceive that behind this seemingly unrelated sequence
of events, there lurks a singular, sinister attitude of mind."
"Whose?"
"MINE! HA-HA!"
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Good Luck on Roll <3