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1 person found this review helpful
8.6 hrs on record (8.4 hrs at review time)
Great Robot Murdering Game :D

Late 21st century, killing robots & trans-humans has become a sport (a very illustrious one at that).
As the reject Gears team that time forgot from Gears 3, it is your role to go out and smash, pound, cause all round havoc and mass destruction (tonnes of fun for everyone).

Voice acting is great, makes you care about your fellow robo masochists!

Voice controls are like having a robocoder shoved up your "hoosier" so that you must literally scream at the mic, although for some dumb reason I found that when speking in utterly broken Japenglish it understands better!!! LMFAO

Controls are good though, except for the over excited mouse.

Seriously though for 1 second.. kk that's it. Well worth buying either at normal price or on sale just to watch the robot chunks hurl and fly. Great stuff for sure.

9.0
Posted 10 November, 2015. Last edited 11 November, 2015.
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0.5 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
Got stuck in a ramp in the first 5-10mins of play.....Huzzah!!
Will never play again.
Nice sell-out on the THPS franchise Activision, you !@#$%^&*<
Posted 30 September, 2015.
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6.3 hrs on record (6.0 hrs at review time)
When I fisrt saw this on steam I was like "HELL'S YEAHS!!".. Then those praises turned to tears when I bought it and played it. Wow what can I say and where do I start? The backgrounds are crap no matter what resolution I use, they just stay the one pixelated blob that a 5yr old could paint better. Music? wow ummm crashing, constantly fading in and out oh and let's not forget my fave "DEAD SILENCE!" ohhhh how I live for that in a game. There is so much more wrong with this game that I cannot mention.
It was a rush job/cash-in plain and simple.
You want to play FF7's lil brat child? Play this one..
You want to play FF7 for nostalgia and to see true a true masterpiece? Go out and get a PS1.
Your choice fellow gamers.
Keep on gaming hardcore..
Myzerie911
Posted 28 November, 2013.
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0.1 hrs on record
Wikkid graphics and excellent story. Very original battle system also.
Posted 20 July, 2013.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
A classic RPG you guys MUST play :D
Posted 20 July, 2013.
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