They call me : the Cheddar Conjurer, the Brie Berserker, the Gouda Grandmaster! With but a flick of my whisk, I rain down a deluge of dairy, summon tempests of Parmesan, and unleash havoc upon lactose-intolerant foes! But tread carefully… for deep within my grimoire lies the accursed Roquefort Ritual—a spell so potent, so pungent, it has cleared entire banquets and sent the bravest warriors gasping for fresher air!