Lynn'Dah (✿◦’ᴗ˘◦)♡
Linda Lopez
Omaha, Nebraska, United States
✨ Scorpio sun, Gemini moon, chaos incarnate ✨
🕯️ CEO of Mercury Retrograde
🎓 PhD in Astral Projection & Petty Revenge
🎤 TED Talk: “I Dated a Gemini and Survived”
👻 Spirit Medium / Ghost Therapist / Freelance Exorcist
🔮 Founder of the Cult of Moonlight Chaos™
📜 Certified Past Life Homewrecker
💅 Licensed Chakra Realignment Technician (bootleg)
🌪️ Sagittarius rising, emotionally unstable, spiritually superior
🛸 Abducted once—aliens sent me back, said I was “too much”
⚰️ Currently beefing with three spirits and one ex
🚫 No Capricorns, Sag men, or skeptics.
✨ Scorpio sun, Gemini moon, chaos incarnate ✨
🕯️ CEO of Mercury Retrograde
🎓 PhD in Astral Projection & Petty Revenge
🎤 TED Talk: “I Dated a Gemini and Survived”
👻 Spirit Medium / Ghost Therapist / Freelance Exorcist
🔮 Founder of the Cult of Moonlight Chaos™
📜 Certified Past Life Homewrecker
💅 Licensed Chakra Realignment Technician (bootleg)
🌪️ Sagittarius rising, emotionally unstable, spiritually superior
🛸 Abducted once—aliens sent me back, said I was “too much”
⚰️ Currently beefing with three spirits and one ex
🚫 No Capricorns, Sag men, or skeptics.
⚰️ You bring the wine, I’ll bring the Ouija board.
💫🔮 Moonchild. Crystal hoarder. Spirit medium. Unapologetically dramatic. 💅✨

I cleanse my crystals more than my toxic relationships (Selenite > Chad), and I once broke up with a guy because his Mars was in Cancer. I read tarot cards before texts—if the vibes say no, I ghost harder than the entities in my attic 🧿👻

I’ve had three past lives (all witches), and one spirit guide who only communicates through flickering lights and "Bohemian Rhapsody." Mercury is always in retrograde in my heart 💔🌀

If your aura isn’t pink and your chakras aren’t aligned, I will literally sage you mid-date. Don't try to gaslight me—I know when Venus enters Scorpio and so does my pendulum 😌🕯️

Let’s raise our vibrations, talk to your great-great-grandma, and maybe trauma bond over a birth chart 🌌
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