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📀🚙💙👽📕 - Do you ever yearn for your
🍆🐝🔋💛🎈 - ㅤㅤ life, before Facebook?
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I regret to inform you that yesterday at 11:34pm my grandson, Patty Melt, decided to end his life after years of struggling with his sexuality. As executor of his estate, I am informing you that it was his "fervent desire" that you take and care for his "treasured dragon dildos". He wanted to let you know that "(you are) the only one I can trust with my only love & source of joy, seeing to the whole gang continuing to bring analgasms for years to come". If you'll reply to this message with your address, social security number, and a copy of your driver's license I'll have these sent on their way.
God's Blessings,
Albert Goldstein
I hope alcohol finds you this holiday season, and brings you down to your knees while you vomit it out into a perfecly clean toilet bowl. Randy Bo'Bandy Bless, and Merry Christmas!
Oh and p.s. I took the dog, the cat, most of the stereo equipment, the futon, and my mattress... shouldn't be gone for long.
p.p.s. You should listen to some of Jamsie's music it's pretty deep
A Monster I don't want to be around.
Your best friend is a budwieser.
Don't reach for it.
Reach for me.
This is why I write my music.