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0.2 hrs on record
Worst optimalization I've ever seen so far.
Posted 1 March.
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Recommended
36.7 hrs on record
German prison simulator. You go from useless nobody that gets slain by a mere fly easily to being THE bosss.
Posted 11 August, 2024.
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Not Recommended
6.4 hrs on record
This remaster is trash. Cars have no sounds. Bugs everywhere. NPCs are dumb af and frustrating to play with. Do not buy this remaster, buy the original game if you can.
Posted 12 November, 2023.
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Not Recommended
1.5 hrs on record
This version of the game is utter trash, why do I need to install uplay to play a singleplayer game bought on steam ?! Also on a high end system the game runs like trash with low fps and crashes like crazy... don't buy it, srsly
Posted 27 November, 2022. Last edited 27 November, 2022.
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Recommended
14.6 hrs on record (9.5 hrs at review time)
GREAT GAME !
Posted 25 March, 2021. Last edited 12 November, 2023.
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