I'm the realest man he knows.

*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.

Bro you got any spare knifes ur trying to donate in cs2??

i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss.
wWe sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i ♥♥♥♥ this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I It too late for stopping so I am ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American sex.

bro wont stop hanging with mid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Keep in mind! Your time is finite!

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♥♥♥♥ a hater , hit a snitch , your my girl 👭 , my 5 star ♥♥♥♥♥ , i love you more than any ♥♥♥♥ 💕💯, && if i dont get this back 🕙 , you aint worth ♥♥♥♥ !! Send this to 8 girls you care about .. 💯 I love you , I love you forever !! 💯 Whoever stops this will suffer for 83 days !! 💯💯💯 Ready, set, GO !!!! in

Noble i still have the 3 kg weed out of Amsterdam laying around, should i sell it and convert the euros? or just keep it for when you return

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

hello can i get 2 big macs without tomatoes remove the crust served on a rubber plate make it cry, make it swim, add extra 2 meats, surround it by diamonds and netherite minecraft, draw amogus in top of burger, served by Hatsune Miku wearing among us outfit with sign says "amogus". also steel fork and knife, and a salad.

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THE METS BABY ITS ALL ABOUT THE METS

NO NO NO NO NO! WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT!

Hey bro, are you still interested in those penis enlargement pills that we talked about earlier? If so let me know I still have a few!!!! xoxoxoxoxo

l love this guy, miss you noble. hope you're doing well.

2 people below me are cuties

This grill a lil fruity

Hey I found your steam through a mutual and I just wanted to say that I think we could get along real well :) I don't normally do things like this cause I'm a real lady :3, but do you want to maybe play a bit of minecraft sometime (omg I'm so embarrasesed) >< I could go on my smurf so you don't have to put in that much effort, even though you're like the best and you'll probably be on top every game. When i see your name I just feel like we have this special connection that I cant describe in words, I think.. maybe we knew each other in a past life xDD like I can do the cooking and everything, you don't have to worry about that cuz I'm a real feminist, but I'll still take care of u <3 I know how to make a woman feel like a girl, but I won't do anything that freaks you out, just say one word and 'Ill stop so so fast! so maybe just consider me? I can't believe I'm writing all this out to you ><!! Even if you reject me it's all worth it just for you my wuv <3 (plz don't reject me!!)

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this guys balls stink

lol

dont do it

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+rep Sent me pics of his v4g and they were lit. Likes pizza now

-rep kinda dumb and ugly and doesn't like pizza

Thanks ;)

nice quotes my man!

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If I'm ever offline for more than 60 days just assume I'm dead.

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your name is gay

this man has a 1 inch penis :)

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hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

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first girl on my friendslist

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