the top newgen killer

Everytime you go AFK on CS2 I close my eyes and imagine me killing you

good player

i’ll sit in my little captains chair rubbing my belly and barking orders at you thank you very much

-rep worst captain europa has ever produced
narcoleptic, texts and drives, heavily addicted to drugs, doses himself with whatever he can get his grubby hands on in our medical cabinet when nobody is watching and blames it on crewmates dosing him (we know it's you buddy)

great player just need to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, AWP flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, FLASHES, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills. After that you are great.