I'm really worried that playing splatoon is making me gay.

The more I play it, the more I find myself wearing colorful clothing, today I made a salad and didnt even drop any ranch on it, then later during a drive home I played Miley Cyrus - nothing breaks like a heart, then I decided to double down and played novacane by frank Ocean. Then I gave in entirely and started playing shake it by metro station

I'm really worried. I don't want to be sent to conversion therapy. But I don't know if I can resist the gay anymore. I don't know what to do

added to discuss about your Strange Shooting Star

Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't DM me asking me where I am (I'm with the girl,ok) you'll most likely get aired because ill be with a girl (again I don't expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation I can pass up for some meaningless Discord degenerates (because ill be meeting a girl, not that your really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not waisting my precious time online, I have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldnt understand)

So I have a girlfriend with rather large and sizable breasts. They are not only large, but also naturally firm and don’t droop too much. Perfect proportions for online art enthusiasts.

Being a crypto man, I suggested that we take many nude photographs of her bodacious breasts and mint them. And then, after covering them in peppermint oil, turn them into NFTs.

Now I’ve heard that NFTs are selling for thousands and even millions of dollars worth of Ethereum. So my question is: will her big breast NFTs make me a millionaire, so that I don’t have to waste time working at Wendy’s anymore?

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everyone