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Recent reviews by NoTrip

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25.3 hrs on record (9.8 hrs at review time)
Ah, Madden 23... where do I even start? I remember the days when Madden games were simple, enjoyable and actually had soul. But this latest installment? It's like they took all the fun, threw it in a blender and hit "puree."

First off, the graphics are supposed to be next-level, but they just look like someone smeared Vaseline all over my screen. And don't even get me started on the AI - it's like the computer players are controlled by chimpanzees. I swear, I've seen better decision-making from my 3-year-old nephew playing with his toy cars.

But the real kicker? They got rid of all the classic features that made Madden games so great. No more create-a-player, no more Superstar mode, no more... well, anything that made it worth playing for more than 5 minutes. It's like they took a time machine back to the 1990s and brought back all the worst parts of video game design.

Honestly, I'd rather play Madden NFL '06 on my dusty old Xbox 360. At least that game had character. This one? It's like a soulless robot just going through the motions. Don't waste your time or money on this abomination. Stick to the classics, folks.
Posted 8 February, 2023.
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2 people found this review funny
28.4 hrs on record (26.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Wild boar sneak attacks 10/10
Posted 3 January, 2023.
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62.9 hrs on record (55.3 hrs at review time)
yo, it's halo
Posted 30 November, 2020.
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1 person found this review funny
14.7 hrs on record (10.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Great game to pick up and play! With big updates monthly, I come back and play every once and a while. Worth the price
Posted 18 July, 2018.
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51.0 hrs on record (27.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
First off this game is amazing!!! I love the warcraft-esk sort of tower defense thing this game does. I'm more of an FPS player, but I can tell i'm going to be spending days trying to beat this game on just challenging (that would be nice). The graphics and sound fit perfectly and set the tone and tension nicley. I have a few comments on the UI, but for the most part it works as intended. The game can normally take hours each run and the whole time you are constantly managing your base and trying to build defenses at the same time. If your too focused in one area you can be destroyed from the other side of your base and the zombies breach the command center!!! It is great fun, with a side of heartbreak when your whole base is destroyed in seconds when you spent an hour building it up.

A few problems I had while playing the game:
- [UI is not very clear in specific areas] I think that the energy squares need to be highlighted more when you press E, also the build menu all looks the same with the green and you would think after playing 15 games and 6 hours I could tell what button to press to build a workshop, or maybe I just have a terrible memory. I think color coding could go a long way
perhaps

-[Market] The market displays what should be Sell Iron as Sell Stone. Easy fix

-[Dismounting] I find the dismount from the towers annoying and would like them just to drop out and then let me select them individually, personal preference

-[Troops] Near the end of the game my soldiers like to hide amongst the civilians and are hard to find!

All of these are just suggestions and hope you guys can make this game amazing. This is going to be huge!!!
Posted 27 December, 2017.
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1,862.9 hrs on record (244.8 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
The best
Posted 23 October, 2017.
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