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🐊 [ Calvin and Hobbes Quotes ] 🏀
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I like to say "quark"! Quark, quark, quark, quark!
-- Calvin
Thank you. before I begin, I'd like everyone to notice that my report is in
a professional, clear plastic binder...When a report looks this good, you know
it'll get an A. That's a tip kids. Write it down. -- Calvin
Hobbes : Shouldn't we read the instructions?
Calvin : Do I look like a sissy?
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