"Such a monumental waste of time" - Dario Ferrari

"Fist the anus" - Tom Fever

"Based" - Samuel Radford

"Riddly Diddly" - Joe Spence

"Have you ever exhaled like an ostrich?" - Will Lawrence

"I feel like a disabled puffer fish on land" - Michael van der Sluijs

"It's quick play, stop being angular" - Will Lawrence

"I've got a nug in my eye" - Steven Gobert

"HA HA HA ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cripple" - Will Lawrence

"My ♥♥♥ was so red and pointy it looked like a dogs ♥♥♥♥" - Kyahl Webley

"Country full of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chopsticks, no way to open anything" - William Lawrence

"Yung Sleppy the CZ god" - YiQi Chen

"Come on JW, you Burger King season ticket holder" - Cameron 'Keith' Telfer

"I look like a homosexual cowboy" - Kyahl Webley

"Tokyo is London on acid" - Irish pub owner in Kyoto

"We can go chonging and get space cakes yo" - YiQi Chen

"Let me teach you something about ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥" - Pol Renalías

"Dingle a la Will" - Will Lawrence

"♥♥♥ on the balls" - Tom Fever

"Me lombar is gunna be sick" - Tom Fever

"Kyaa~" - Steven Kennedy

"I play league in braille" - Joey Drok

"A stroke is basically a mental DDoS" - Jake Dean

"Get a knife and shank her up the ♥♥♥♥" - Sam Allen

"I wanna come down and bring lots of marijuanas" - Dario Ferrari

"Can you imagine walking into college and seeing Winston sitting there?" - Cameron 'Keith' Telfer

"The Japanese were basically drones" - William Lawrence

"But alas... I'M RACIST" - Callum Kelly

"Hahahaha life is about memes" - Dario Ferrari

"I pulled an eye muscle" - Will Lawrence

"The drugs keep coming and I keep taking" - Kyahl Webley

"These memes are ♥♥♥♥" - Cameron 'Keith' Telfer

"Tom looks like he could almost have a conversation in that photo" - Callum Kelly

"We are humans, If we were cats, we wouldn't have done this night" - Will
Lawrence

"I'm seeing a lot of ♥♥♥♥ and arse based imagery" - Dario Ferrari

"I'm looking to get ♥♥♥♥♥♥" - Samuel Allen

"Barm Boney" - Cameron 'Keith' Telfer