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His car got toad away
Again thanks for the help
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Spring is here! I got so excited I wet my plants!
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If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?
A guy walked into a bar, and lost the limbo contest.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
6:30 is my favorite time of day, hands down.
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