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1 person found this review helpful
1,226.1 hrs on record (1,122.7 hrs at review time)
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Posted 20 June, 2020.
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1,842.4 hrs on record (188.8 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead

Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow

Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now, wait till you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire, how about yours?
That's the way I like it and I never get bored

Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show, on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars

Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas?
I need to get myself away from this place
I said yep what a concept
I could use a little fuel myself
And we could all use a little change

Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go (go!)
You'll never shine if you don't glow

Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
Posted 2 September, 2017.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
10.8 hrs on record (5.1 hrs at review time)
A game about being a motorcycle riding ninja... WHAT COULD BE BETTER! Having the ability to stop time and think about what you’re going to do can help you achieve every kill you have planned! With civilians that will annoy the hell out of you and new types of guards that wield katanas, AK-47's and pistols (Probably a few more, but I haven’t got to them yet) combine to make the ultimate matrix replica ... There is a catch though... Bonus objectives (this is the annoying part) If you complete all 3 of the Bonus objectives... YOU GET A SKILL POINT! Skill points can be spent on new moves (stealth kill, hologram you, hand execution, etc., etc.) Just to give you a sneak peak of all objectives and why I hate them, here they are!

Spare civilians: This is a hard one, because if one see's you, they will call police and set off lockdown, but you can't kill them, because then you mess up your chances of getting a skill point... I recommend loading a check point when this happens if you want the skill point...

Kill all enemies: EASY, It’s just that the sword wielding samurai enemies that are a pain in the neck...

Avoid triggering alarm: Civilians call alarms on you, and so do the enemies, So KILL ENIMIES IN SIGHT (if they see you) and reload checkpoint if civilians see you... (If you want the skill points)

All of those features create the best game ever and the feeling you get when you complete that really hard level makes you come back for more... AFTER ALL THAT WRITING, I RECOMMED THIS GAMEEEE!
Posted 22 September, 2015.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
5.0 hrs on record (0.9 hrs at review time)
I beat night 1 and Felt accomplished... Then watched a youtube video of how fast they beat the hole game and felt like uninstalling the game...


Esc sim 2014 2000000000000000000000000000/20
Posted 6 March, 2015.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
10.0 hrs on record (9.3 hrs at review time)
Do you like cleaning and burning dead elfs and reindeers? then this game is for you
Do you like Reading through Santas notes? then this game is for you
Do you like stacking 10 chairs for an achivement? then this game is for you
Do you like sticking Rudulfs nose in a janitors box? then this game is for you
Do you like getting getting water buckets with dynamite in them (unusual find) and blowing up stuff?!?
If you answered yes to at least one of these questions this game is for you!

Btw theres a flying glitch in mulit-player.

Posted 18 December, 2014.
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2 people found this review helpful
3.2 hrs on record (0.9 hrs at review time)
This game is probably the best horror game i have ever played! And i got so scared i was shaking, All of the pressure on your shoulders with withered bonny, foxy, chica and freddy and also mange and bb + puppet and music box was so much to look out for, In the meanwhile , toy bonny,chica and freddy roamed the halls of the party rooms...
Posted 19 November, 2014.
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