So you wanna join the Italian Mafia, eh? Well, kid, here’s what you gotta do:
-You must carry a Beretta 1918 -You must wear ridiculous 1910’s fashion -You must talk like a mobster -You must speak fluent Italian. Saying “Bippity Boppity Bappity Bop Boppity Bopp” is perfectly fine too. -Must hipfire all rounds from the Beretta 1918!into rooms while in a firefight. -You must wear a whole Pizza on top of your head at all formal events and at all times while within Mafia premises. And it must be a full pizza, no box. -You must hate Rival Mafia Gangs. That’s not a requirement or a rule but it helps. -You must give yourself a ludicrously Italian nickname, to be used at all formal events and on your business card.

Eat my pistachio's

Get off my nerves

-rep not a girl

░░░░░░███████ ]▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▃
▂▄▅█████████▅▄▃▂
I███████████████████].
◥⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙◤

＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
　|　Error 404　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　[－][口][×] |
　|￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣|
　|　Windows has detected that your penis is small　　　　　　　　　 |
　| Is this true?　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 |
　|　　　　＿＿＿＿＿＿　　　　＿＿＿＿＿＿　　　　＿＿＿＿＿　　 |
　| 　　　｜Yes　　　　 |　　　｜maybe　　｜ 　 　 |Yes 　 　 |　 　　 |
　|　　　　￣￣￣￣￣￣　　　　￣￣￣￣￣￣　　　　￣￣￣￣￣　　　|
　￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣