🎮✨ POV: You just hopped into a CS:GO match. Your team’s hyped. Then, you see it. p0nz just joined the server.
💀 The legend. The myth. The Monster-fueled demon 💀

Cue the rapid montage:

[Clip: p0nz drops into Dust2, AK in hand, no hesitation.]
Text on screen: "32 YEARS OLD, STILL CLUTCHING LIKE HE’S 16"

[Clip: P0nz opens a can of Monster — the CRACK echoes through the mic.]
Text: “400mg of caffeine. NO MERCY.”

[Clip: p0nz hits a one-tap headshot through a smoke.]
Text: “He doesn’t warm up. He just exists."

[Clip: p0nz’s voice in game: “EZ.”]
Text: "Been gaming longer than you’ve been alive, kid."

[Clip: Fast zoom-in on p0nz’s gameplay stats — 1v5 clutch, full health.]
Text: "WHEN YOU’RE 32, YOU DON’T 'LOSE'... YOU SIMPLY RESET."

[Clip: P0nz drinks more Monster.]
Text: "Powered by Monster. Fueled by rage. BACKED BY DECADES OF EXPERIENCE."

-rep toxic and bad player, can't hold B site and want to kick the A player, insane logic

always at the top of the leaderboard

Impressive play

-rep griefing baiting toxic bot. 0 skill

henlo mr ponz, gib kniv pls

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🧡 Cool Guy 🧡
⚡⚡ Let’s be friends for future games ⚡⚡

🌟🌟 Have a wonderful year🌟🌟
💫💫 Loving CS💫💫

🔥🔥🔥+REP for China 🔥🔥🔥


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CHEATING KID BOT

VAC ban this hacking trash from CS2!

VAC ban this hacking trash from CS2!

2k elo bot life game,ofc,just go ♥♥♥

mad cos bad

-REP toxic and grifing

-rep toxic player, bad player, killing team mates, trolling and getting banned for team kills, and hes and idiot nachoj blyat you are little cyka

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played 9/12 and i carried him by 21/13
yet he is toxic and watching hentai middle of the game..
+ he cried whole game idk why

-rep blatant wallhacks on stolen account, hope you get destroyed by a rocket, russian slut

Братюнь, я все выяснил по твоей просьбе: значит так, запись на лечение геморроя проводится по пятницам, с 9:00. При себе иметь:
- чистые трусы;
- вазелин "Добрый волшебник",
- хирургические перчатки размером 7,
- деньги (300 руб.)
Прости что на профиль с личкой проблемы!
И не благодари... всегда рад помочь!

-rep toxic player and doesnt even own a mic to speak to team :D

-rep garbage toxic player

Nerd!

signed by me :)

P0nz? More like P0nzonmydick

gay

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Retarded kid max 1800 elo

+rep

Hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see boys playing video games haha! I don't know why its a girl thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one building our house and ♥♥♥♥. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to carry you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

-rep you need to more original copypastas ━━━━(´・ω・`)━━━━

-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

yoinkers get yoinked mate

+rep. This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills

haha

valarante child game.... look to cartoon grapfix to make kid player happy like children show.. valarante cartoon world with rainbow unlike counter strike with dark corridorr and raelistic gun.. valarante like playhouse. valarant playor run from csgo fear of dark world and realism

hello mate, can you send me friend request? I have something for you

hello mate, can you send me friend request? I have something for you

suck my ♥♥♥♥ you ♥♥♥♥♥♥

XD

llool

belgijskie to tylko czekoladki są dobre

XD

-rep killsteal

-rep arogant guy

p0nz skilled player but that is not normally, This very very insane....They need to check him pc and game.....Maybe he not cheating but maybe he using the game deficit ...and this cant seem on game screen..He needs to check-up

stupid cheater

+rep :)

webbed feet -rep

This person is very kind to everybody just asking him for free loot, He'll give you his inventory

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

+rip