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Serocki's Stricture:
Marriage is always a bachelor's last option.
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Gnagloot, n.:
A person who leaves all his ski passes on his jacket just to
impress people.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
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Time-sharing is the junk-mail part of the computer business.
-- H.R.J. Grosch (attributed)
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A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
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No one knows what he can do till he tries.
-- Publilius Syrus
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Algol-60 surely must be regarded as the most important programming language
yet developed.
-- T. Cheatham
"Experience has proved that some people indeed know everything."
-- Russell Baker
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"What was the worst thing you've ever done?"
"I won't tell you that, but I'll tell you the worst thing that
ever happened to me... the most dreadful thing."
-- Peter Straub, "Ghost Story"
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