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Unfortunately, this also means my dream to join the UFC and identify as a woman so that way I can finally get paid to do what I do best - beat up women - has been dashed.
In America, if you ask "what came first, the chicken or the egg?" the modern American will tell you "Neither, bird flu killed all the chickens and the eggs all cost 9$ now"
The west really has fallen. The best answer to the question: "what came first, the chicken or the egg?" is to just say "I don't know, pal. But I can tell you one thing for sure - which is that I definitely came first."