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Fix your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ joke of a game and your prehistoric, third-world servers, you incompetent, cash-grabbing parasites. I swear to God, the fact that I ever touched this rotting cesspool of a game is one of the biggest regrets of my life. Six years ago, I sank over 400 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hours into this absolute disgrace, grinding like a moron, pouring 200+ euros into it like some hopeful idiot thinking it might actually get better. Spoiler alert: it never did. It only got worse.

And what do I get for my time and money? A ban out of nowhere—no explanation, no warning, just Ubisoft pulling their usual "♥♥♥♥ the player" routine. Classic. And don’t even get me started on your laughable support system. Might as well be sending smoke signals for all the help you’ll get.

Today, in a moment of absolute stupidity, I decided to see if this trainwreck had improved. Big mistake. Not only am I still banned (which, honestly, I expected from a company that wipes its arse with customer loyalty), but trying to even connect to your broken-ass servers is like watching a snail die in slow motion. The game literally ♥♥♥♥♥ itself the second you hit "connect," and then spits out some cryptic-ass error message like it’s your fault.

Ubisoft, you absolute bottom-feeding scum, how the ♥♥♥♥ are you still allowed to operate? Everything you touch turns to radioactive waste. You don’t make games—you vomit out microtransaction-riddled, pay-to-win garbage, slap a logo on it, and expect people to lap it up like loyal sheep. Growtopia is no exception—it’s a flaming pile of diseased trash wrapped in the illusion of a "free-to-play" game.

You don’t care about your players. You don’t care about quality. You don’t even pretend anymore. You just want the next brain-dead kid to throw pocket money at your broken systems so you can keep milking this corpse for every last cent.

To anyone reading this: don’t waste your time, your money, or your sanity on this festering turd of a game. Growtopia can burn along with Ubisoft’s entire catalogue of soulless, pay-to-win trash.

♥♥♥♥ this game. ♥♥♥♥ Ubisoft. And ♥♥♥♥ the fact I ever gave either of them a single second of my life.

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I’ve been playing Cookie Clicker on the website for some months and made a ton of progress there, so when I saw it on Steam, I knew I had to buy it just to support the developer. This game is such a fun, laid-back way to pass the time, and seeing your cookie count skyrocket is super satisfying.

That being said, after reaching your first billion cookies, the progress starts to slow down quite a bit. It becomes a bit more of a grind, but that’s part of the charm—it keeps you coming back for more, even if you’re just clicking away in the background.

The Steam version also adds achievements and cloud saves, which is a nice touch. Overall, if you’ve enjoyed the web version, it’s definitely worth grabbing the Steam version to support the team behind this addictive little game.

Sons of the Forest is a blast to play with friends, and I’m working on 100% achievements! The learning curve and complex building system make mastering the game incredibly rewarding.

Quick tips:
- Set keybinds for weapons and items to save time.
- Build your base near water and resources—it’s a lifesaver.
- Use a multiplayer save for flexibility if you play solo and co-op.

If you're having trouble finding your way around, here's an interactive map and some guides that will definitely help:

Map: https://mapgenie.io/sons-of-the-forest/maps/world
Guides: https://mapgenie.io/sons-of-the-forest

Grand Theft Auto V is a masterpiece in storytelling. The immersive narrative, well-developed characters, and expansive world of Los Santos kept me hooked from start to finish. The story mode perfectly blends action, drama, and humor, making it unforgettable.

GTA Online, however, is a mixed bag. While the open world and customization are great, modders can ruin the fun. Some teleport you into cages, bomb you, or endlessly kill you, making sessions frustrating. Rockstar seriously needs to address this issue.

I use mods too (mainly to help other players or skip the grind), but I avoid ruining anyone’s experience.

Another downside? The painfully long loading screens. Five-minute waits kill the momentum, and this really needs optimization, especially with today’s tech.

Verdict: Single-player is brilliant, but Online could shine with fixes to modder abuse and loading times.

Fallout Shelter offers a fun twist on the Fallout universe, combining vault management with engaging, straightforward mechanics. Expanding your vault, keeping dwellers happy, and facing challenges make it addictively satisfying.

As a developer, I explored the game’s mechanics deeply, even creating a script to adjust system time and speed up idle rewards. While unconventional, it’s not necessary to enjoy the game—its charm and updates keep it rewarding even without shortcuts.

In short, its a delightful mix of strategy, management, and post-apocalyptic fun. Perfect for Fallout fans and simulation lovers alike!

a lot of sweats against me in matchmaking... Im nearly level 10 and people against me are sweaty fat players with level 50+... How am I supposed to win against players that are 100x better than me and have tactics?