Recent reviews by Dick Drizzle (Return in 2023)

Complete and utter garbage by mediocre developers, that was clearly rushed out. Take every trope from every Ubisoft open-world game, but then make every single thing you ripped off x10 worse and you'd have Mad Max.

If you buy this game for more than the equivalent of $5, then you're a bigger jackass than I was. Did I also forget to mention I have never played a game with as noticeable input lag as Mad Max? Oh, and the balance of the game is utterly screwed. Hand-to-hand combat you can sleep through and not even lose a sliver of health, while car combat is pure glasscanon nonsense. You can go out of your way to build the most defensible car in the wastelands, yet it'll explode as soon as you grace a dune buggy; but it ultimately doesn't matter as you'll just kill everything from a distance with your car RPG.

Don't be an idiot like me who spent over 40 hours and way too much $ on this open-world garbage.

If you have even the *slightest* interest in typing games, then this is about as good as it gets.

tfw you exceeded the 2 hour refund limit.

If you want to pay for the privilege of playing what is essentially a Free 2 Play game, then I can wholeheartedly recommend Payday 2.

Modding used to be pretty gangsta. Now...it's just not very gangsta I'm afraid. Something has changed and I don't like change!

EDIT: Modding has now suddenly become gangsta once again. All is right in the world.