Recent reviews by miji

It's like Home Alone + Liveleak.
Top tier MKUltra fun for the whole family.

Game is excellent, but acquire it by other means. This is a gimped version.
Cut radio music, multiplayer removed, and despite removing online multiplayer they found the time and resources to add a required secondary online account with "rockstar social club".
It's honestly sickening that companies can do this to a game you paid for more than a decade ago, then claim to be victims and put the law against you for trying to get your hands on the software that you originally paid for.

On the surface I found it cool and exciting, fun to explore and build and progress. However the more time I spend in the game the more that little inconveniences and poor game design choices (or lack of choice) start to pile up and frustrate me. It's far from the worst game ever, but I'm not sure I find it even worth completing.
Factorio is way more fun and interesting in the long run imo.

Dude, demanding an epic games store account last second? Come on, be real. This is literally the only game I've been hyped for over the past couple years, and then you pull this stunt.
What a disappointment.

** They removed the requirement. History still stands though. Be wary!

It's one of those games that you just adore and want to ramble on an hour about, but at the same time you don't wanna spoil it for anyone because it's SO good that it's worth making sure they go in blind for the full experience! It's SO solid!
If you saw the trailers and screenshots and think it looks cool, then you're basically already sold. There's so much more that you can't even anticipate, in SUCH a cool way every single time.
Throughout the entire story there wasn't a single time where it felt stale or boring. There's always some tantalizing goal or secret worth fighting towards, or some novelty introduced to keep it fresh as you go along. Also it has NG+!! If you're a seasoned gamer at all, you KNOW that only the best games have NG+. NG+ almost always signals "It's so good that it's worth playing again, and again." And it is.
Moonless, you've outdone yourself. Drinks are on me.

>Spend 1000 hours modding Skyrim, end up playing 1 hour.
>Spend 1 hour modding Gmod, end up playing 1000 hours.

If you missed the boat on BF4 and the like, this is your second chance.
Game is great, devs are competent, and focused on fun.
It shows.

Spooky! Fun! Beautiful graphics & atmosphere, soundscape, etc.
Play it with friends. Question each others' ethics.
Learn things you wish you hadn't.

Oh yeah, and find... Jimmy, was it? Idk. Not that important.

If you truly love games, you'll wish you'd played this sooner.
Just when you think you've seen & experienced it all, you'll be exposed to another reason to go OMG!! :O

Entire cities are destructible, giant insects, explosives, air strikes, tanks, mechs, motorcycles with mounted guns...
...and that's literally just the tip of the iceberg.

Cheap! Fun! Tough as nails after like level 2 lol
Play with a friend and just prioritize talking over playing. It's a good background occupation.
Oh, and check out my speedrun of level 4 haha