Wizard?
You ain't no wizard.
You ain't even an apprentice.
You ain't got no tongs.
You ain't go no orb.
Ain't got no dark library.
Ain't even got no staff.
Get out of here, Whizzer

hahahahahaha

-> The People’s Committee nationalizes your entire body and votes to extract your kidney
-> A state hospital removes your kidney
-> Since the hospital can’t afford anesthesia, sterile tools, or anything remotely resembling medical care, a drunk doctor uses a butter knife to remove it, resulting in an infection
-> You ask the hospital for treatment, because otherwise you’ll "fall off the little bike" (a Polish idiom for dying)
-> The hospital says you need to join the waiting list—treatment available in 20 years
-> The hospital calls the militia
-> You’re thrown out into the street and die
-> Starving people eat your corpse
-> Another great victory for socialism.

-> You keep crawling, almost home
-> You meet Bernie
-> Bernie sues you for not using public transportation
-> As a party official, Bernie uses his influence to absolutely ruin your life
-> You’re fined 90,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 dollars
-> You can’t pay because you already used all your savings as toilet paper

-> The year is 2025
-> Bernie Sanders announces he’s running for president
-> A few months later, Bernie Sanders wins the election
-> You walk to work along a government-owned road (You'll get a car from the state in 15 years, but only if it's eco-friendly)
-> Your leg falls into a pothole
-> You tumble into a tree and break your neck
-> You write a complaint to the local office
-> The office rejects your complaint and charges you an administrative fee
-> You request a state-issued wheelchair, which you'll receive in 7 years
-> The office fines you for violating the directive on safe mobility
-> You pay a 900,000,000,000 dollar fine (hyperinflation)
-> You wait a few days for the dollar to devalue even more, then pay the fine
-> You crawl from the office back to your home
-> You ask passersby for help
-> They ignore you, saying it’s the state’s job to help people, not private individuals

Thick thighs save lives
Between 'em, you got nine lives

hater checking in

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doxxed

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Yikes on bikes.

And remember: the Trojan war happened because Paris couldn't keep it in his pants. The whole bunch of the Illiad is just men ignoring women and facing the consequences.

Everyday we find rats and they are getting braver.

Honeymoon in Auschwitz

“In this moment, there can only be one place for Germany: the place by Israel’s side"

Merkel later reiterated this stance in a 2007 UN speech and again in her 2008 Knesset address, where she stated: "The secure existence of Israel is in Germany’s national interest and is therefore an element of our reason of state" calling it "fundamental and non-negotiable"

In February 2010, on a television cooking show, the Italian food writer Beppe Bigazzi mentioned that during the famine in World War II, cat stew was a "succulent" and well-known dish in his home area of Valdarno, Tuscany.

Many people in Italy, 'on the quiet,' keep cats like the English do rabbits—to kill.

In two 1996 TV reports from different networks, Telefe Noticias and Todo Noticias, some citizens in a shanty town in Rosario, Santa Fe, Argentina, stated that, during an economic crisis, they had to feed the neighborhood children with cat meat, and commented, "It's not denigrating to eat cat, it keeps a child's stomach full".

Magistrate María Luyo banned the festival of Curruñao in the small town of San Luis. Locals say that the festival, which sees cats being drowned, skinned, and tied to fireworks and blown up, dates back to the practice of eating cat on the part of African slaves who worked on sugar-cane plantations in colonial times, and is part of the religious celebrations of Santa Efigenia, an African-Peruvian folk saint.

Primarily used by Afro-Peruvians, cat cooking techniques are demonstrated every September during a festival known as "El Festival Gastronomico del Gato"

In January 2011, the Belgian Federal Agency for the Safety of the Food Chain stated that people are not allowed to kill miscellaneous or unknown cats walking in their garden, but "nowhere in the law does it say that you can't eat your cat

who is this

more like black lig deeznuts

There are no black ligers.

There used to be native European lions that were stronger and bigger than the African ones.

Men finally experiencing the "am i gonna end up in the freezer?" anxiety, truly we've come a long way in terms of gender equality, I'm so proud

My strategy is necrosis, wolves stay away.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DF_4Kolss_C/?igsh=ZWg1ZnlxaTR2Ymdr

A bunch of them even got together and started democracy!

There's a place for male philosophers! I think they call them poets. The ugly ones that couldn't find a wife have to find something to do with their time.

It’s called philosophy for a reason, as in sophy or more commonly spelt these days Sophie not philojohny or philostanly. I really don’t think men have the depth of grey matter to really understand such theories…. Mine spends far too long gazing out of windows day dreaming over whether red nails are trashy as it is …. Ask him about “fundamental truths” he would just freeze there for eternity . Ha eternity …. Another concept he won’t get … but he’s pretty and can hold his breath for 2 minutes, so I’m not quite ready to trade him in for my secretary

https://youtu.be/KcZc-pojv0k

good bob

pathetique

"You must join my new group" lol

When you are worse than a bear, they (women) do not expect much. Bears kill, but they do not do laundry.

sexy af

https://youtu.be/DZE6CMm_I8Y

https://youtu.be/n4HOe3iDQkM?si=j3fdWQtH1yM4r9mB

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SEK_Studio

and gay!

Yesterday, 09:22
pointemorte
i'm pregnant
and the child will be black

He's taking a CatNap

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I was never unhappy during Biden's administration, never worried that our President would do something when I woke up that would destroy us all. I was scared everyday during trumps first term, I am terrified everyday now.

Is he sleepy or is he considered and thoughtful? I speak like Biden does and not once have I been called "sleepy". If there's anyone that's sleepy its Two Dolls Donnie. How many times has he been caught napping on camera. His criminal trial, funeral of the pope, dinners plus the others I don't have on hand.

They called him Sleepy Joe but at least I could sleep at night not worrying about my basic human rights in jeopardy

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Ah, that's a fun thought experiment playing with the vastness of probability! Let's break down why the odds are astronomically stacked against the monkeys in both scenarios, though for slightly different reasons.

Randomly typing Shakespeare has probability \approx (1/n)^k, where n \approx 47 (keys) and k is Shakespeare's character count (millions). This yields a near-zero probability. Typing "meow" (4 letters) has probability \approx (1/47)^4 \approx 4.8 \times 10^{-7}. A short apology, though longer, still has vastly higher probability than Shakespeare due to smaller k. While shorter, both remain astronomically improbable due to the combinatorial explosion of random sequences. The probability of Shakespeare occurring before shorter meaningful strings is effectively negligible due to the extreme difference in sequence length and thus probability space.

I’m bulking