Recent reviews by Crimson Haunting

Free Rust

We are the pirates who don't do anything
We just stay at home and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything
We'll just tell you we don't do anything

Amazing game with solid platforming and fun movement mechanics and yes Satan's ass shakes hard enough to start an earthquake when you smack it with the might of a Greek god

I find the dealers inability to leave an unopened beer on the table for more than one turn relatable.

Dang really thought those first guys where the only ones that where gonna be left for dead guess these guys where left for dead too.

The game that to the saying
"I'll do anything for views!"
literally.

In games shop has issues though, items constantly get lost. Unless your going for realism they should probably fix that.

For the company

This is currently the best backrooms game available that I am aware of it has the most levels along with having fun gimmick levels. That being said several gimmicks are reused in earlier levels and as the creater fancy improved the levels improved with it showing how bad the earlier levels truly are as I am making this comment the game is still under construction and I hope to see it continue to grow to be a fun game but I really hope some of the earlier levels are gone back and touched on. At the very least please change the audio for the dog Fancy it's so annoying to hear that looped over and over.


Also small side note for anyone else who owns these games or is maybe working on one. Why is level run always after the poolrooms? Maybe instead give me a level where I can find some speed boosts or something. Thanks in advance.

I had a friend show me this game even existed. Why does this exist?
Got it when it was 90% off and for that price it was meh. Would not recommend buying anywhere near full price but still fun to screw around in with friends.


Also small side note,
this game unironically in public lobbies has a massive script kitty issue to the point where they can straight up ban players. Lol

Pretty funny the best EA franchise and best game of said franchise wasn't even made by EA and instead made by some tower defence fan at popcap. All EA had to do was make more levels and people would have paid well for it and not ruin it by making a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tower defense game into a first-person shooter. Can't wait to see the fps version of monkeys vs balloons.
That being said the first game still holds up same with the mobile port decently. How the hell did they even mess this franchise up? Do better.