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prak 24 Feb @ 7:17am

"I know exactly what I'm doing. I just don't know what effect it's going to have."

prak 11 Dec, 2024 @ 3:12pm

"Apparently we just needed the audacity of a straight white man with nothing to lose."

prak 20 Nov, 2024 @ 4:13pm

"I glitch through all my YouTube videos by wedging myself into a corner between my monitor and my wall and jumping up and down until I seamlessly pass through to the end."

prak 26 Oct, 2024 @ 4:27pm

"It's always great when we have to appeal to the people who caused the problem in the first place."

prak 24 Jul, 2024 @ 4:57pm

"Dammit! My gun doesn't have godmode."

prak 22 May, 2024 @ 7:36am

"It works in practice, but does it work in theory?"

prak 22 Jan, 2024 @ 5:20pm

"There really isn't a point on turning all those zeros into nines."

prak 28 Sep, 2023 @ 3:17pm

"I think we can all agree that science was a mistake... and so were books."

prak 26 Sep, 2023 @ 9:21am

"If you are going to watch me sleep turn my lights off."

prak 28 Apr, 2023 @ 10:47pm

"Seventy-one percent of the planet's surface is water and none of it is carbonated -- the Earth is flat."

prak 21 Apr, 2023 @ 8:13pm

"Let's all take a moment to appreciate the sheer utter lack of imagination involved in calling it the 'fireplace.'"

prak 31 Mar, 2023 @ 10:00pm

"Aren't we all just training data?"

prak 1 Jan, 2023 @ 12:39am

"The real lesson of history is no one has ever learned anything ever."

prak 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:03am

"What would life be like without symbiotic bacteria?"

prak 4 Mar, 2022 @ 1:38pm

"Stop firing in the direction of a nuclear power stations."

prak 28 Aug, 2021 @ 8:22am

"Look, the robot knows what he's doing and he's still a majority shareholder."

prak 6 Nov, 2020 @ 9:35pm

"Has anyone considered that the major news networks just lost the election's phone number?"

prak 1 Nov, 2020 @ 3:32pm

"At first I was really annoyed that Nintendo said Pokemon evolve when actually they undergo metamorphosis but I got over it."

prak 25 Oct, 2020 @ 9:14pm

"Flat Earth is real, it's just always in the shadow of Round Earth."

prak 9 Oct, 2020 @ 9:55am

"The cyberpunk future where everyone wears masks and we're run by corporations and madmen while we live our lives online is a lot less interesting than authors made it out to be."

prak 2 Oct, 2020 @ 11:18pm

"WTF is going on. Is there some highly localized time compression happening to compensate for how long this year has felt?"

prak 9 Aug, 2020 @ 9:13pm

"When the universe simulation broke one of the first things to go was the transitive property."

prak 26 Jun, 2020 @ 4:05pm

"It's the hallmark of our generation to not know where the 'irony' ends."

prak 28 Apr, 2020 @ 10:00pm

"Parody is fact."

prak 21 Apr, 2020 @ 10:39pm

“Now they’ll be doing a poorer job of an already poor job.”

prak 13 Apr, 2020 @ 7:44pm

"That is not true. Who told you that?"

prak 6 Apr, 2020 @ 7:01pm

"I wonder when it stops being cynicism and starts just being pattern recognition."

prak 3 Apr, 2020 @ 7:18pm

"Whatever you do, do not think about every nuclear‐armed state simultaneously undergoing mass instability.

Especially do not think about India and Pakistan."

prak 3 Apr, 2020 @ 7:16pm

"Have I considered catastrophizing to such an extensive degree that I can create in my head an elaborate causality chain to an absolute worst-case scenario, naturally presenting itself as a dystopian science fiction premise?

Yes, but I can do that for a whole lot of things at any given time and generally I have found that it is not helpful."

prak 3 Apr, 2020 @ 8:46am

"When this is over the survivors can get together and discuss which website was the most accurate."

prak 28 Mar, 2020 @ 11:27pm

"If no one is worried that is when you should worry."

prak 19 Mar, 2020 @ 1:39pm

"'President announces X' has zero relationship to whether X is actually happening."

prak 17 Jan, 2020 @ 10:13pm

"I believe sometime in 2000 in a pistol duel at dawn Stephenson fatally injured his editor… setting the parameters of the arrangement for all subsequent replacements."

prak 23 Nov, 2019 @ 11:45am

"It is just because, the French; they don't follow through."

prak 19 May, 2019 @ 12:28pm

"I am alone now, truly alone, and absolutely isolated from any known life. I am it. If a count were taken, the score would be three billion plus two over on the other side of the moon, and one plus God knows what on this side."

prak 19 May, 2019 @ 12:26pm

"I have neither the time nor the crayons."

prak 15 Apr, 2019 @ 6:56pm

"I no longer love blue skies. In fact, I now prefer grey skies. The drones do not fly when the skies are grey."

prak 9 Feb, 2019 @ 1:40pm

"That risk admittedly is very low, but when that is the individual who that occurs to, if that one person dies, that is to that individual a very great risk."

prak 4 Jan, 2019 @ 5:15pm

"I like to imagine how I would do my job if my only standard for the quality of my work was 'what I am doing is not explicitly a crime.'"

prak 19 Oct, 2018 @ 8:34am

"You can't think this is dumber than it is and then it gets really sinister."

prak 26 Sep, 2018 @ 10:04pm

"My running theory is that the Hadron Collider created a black hole and switched our normal timeline with this one."

prak 19 Mar, 2018 @ 12:04pm

"Fired eleventh torpedo. Hit. No effect. This torpedo hit well aft on the port side, made splash at the side of the ship, and was then observed to have taken a right turn and to jump clear of the water about one hundred feet from the stern of the tanker. I find it hard to convince myself that I saw this."

prak 5 Mar, 2018 @ 6:43am

"I don't know how else to put this; flying assassin droids."

prak 3 Mar, 2018 @ 10:50am

"It was more like a cautionary tale for existing."

prak 13 Feb, 2018 @ 1:06pm

"Sometimes the problem isn't us; sometimes it's you."

prak 3 Jan, 2018 @ 11:10am

"We are living satire. Life is now performance art."

prak 20 Dec, 2017 @ 9:53am

"The answer to the hypothetical 'Where do you draw the line' is always 'somewhere.'"

prak 10 Dec, 2017 @ 2:53pm

"a denial of service attack against the human will"

prak 10 Dec, 2017 @ 12:16pm

"At some point you have to decide if you mean to build something that works or something that simply looks like it works."

prak 28 Nov, 2017 @ 12:05pm

"[It] look[s] like a dark alternate dimension where everything is dying and all hope is lost. I mean, it’s definitely appropriate, but it’s still a bizarre decision."