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56 people found this review helpful
9 people found this review funny
52.5 hrs on record (35.2 hrs at review time)
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🍆🍑🌶️Fetish Neon Abyss 🍆🍑🌶️
 ️All censored blocks go into Vulgar/Graphic detail❣️Avoid if cannot separate or wish to only keep our wholesome alts image ️
Game so good it makes yas want to put a (🍆🌶️) ring on it n waifu it the fuq up 🤍///🤍
🤍Xbox 🎮 supported
🤍Steam Deck compatible
🤍Can easily remap buttons
🤍Achievements
🤍Cumpletionist

🍑Can switch or sell items for sin (currency) as they drop
🍑Lose items when die but can use sin to level up skill tree by "Repenting" aka getting delightfully spanked over a Nuns lap ^///^
🍑Sin is also used to lvl shop keeps for stronger items + Refresh items (the previously dropped will be replaced unless equipped)
🍑Side quests to collect 10 of requested items to unlock XXX scenes with MC + Townsfolk
🍑After beat bosses there's a XXX mini game to win various boosts depending on how quickly earn the ❤️ goals. Muse Dash pals we built for this ⭐///⭐
🍑Can also "buy" 1 HP potion + unlimited MP heals after Boss
🍑Plenty of sexual + fetish variety overall to satisfy most desires
🍑Creative angles + positions
Has smol tatas med boobies big honkers jumbo juggs 🍒 🍆 🍑🌶️ gaylore❣️
Butt Play
Tittie Fuqing
Booba Suqing (get HP back + max HP boost yum)
♥♥♥ Guzzling
Voyerism
BDSM
Masterbation
Fuq Tech Bot/Doll that give HP potion
Toys/Dildos/Strap Ons
Fuq Mana Pump w Attendant
Role Playing (like getting spanked by a nun for skill assignment)
FUTA
+ SM more

🍑Interesting + curiously questionable character designs
Quite sure fuqed (Kink) Link for treasure + suqed off Dra(♥♥♥)la for maxicum mana (8%) + rubbed off Blue Balls Genie... for M Attk boost + other seemingly iconic references
🍆TIPS🌶️
🪶 Lvling Shop Keepers a full lvl auto refreshes the dropped items
🪶Pick up or sell item won from Jackpot slut machine before playing again cause the jackpot bunny will snatch it if win another round
🪶Arcane submission is the best spell for sin farming but does not work on mini or normal bosses
whats arcane submission? its a magick spell that causes enemies to submit (happily consent there is no objectional non consensual interactions) themselves to yall mercy when slain

Will update more as we play 🤍///🤍
Posted 12 May, 2024. Last edited 12 May, 2024.
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58 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
27.7 hrs on record
Early Access Review
🤍~♥Mͯiͦnͯoͦtͯaͦuͯrͦ ͯ♥~🤍🖋 (❤ᗣ❤)՞

💸7.49 USD on sale
🎮Compatible

🍑SM button mashing bullet fantasy fun
🍑Steam Deck Verified
🍑Achievements
🍑Cumpletionist
🍑Customizable Difficulty All award 🏆
🍑10 girls All w different skills
🍑16 Upgradable Weapons
🍑Customizable Passive Skills to suit playstyle unlock w Gold Coins thru killing mobs + surviving the 10 mins

✨Fav Playstyle Build✨

❤️‍🔥Minotuar❤️‍🔥

🪶Molten Cannon
🪶Overcharged Lamp
🪶Devil Boots
🪶Lightening Shield
🪶Spider Storm
🪶Holy Pendant

🔥Run circles round mobs catching them on fire than stomp StOmP STOMP🔥

💔Needs MORE Hentai
💔Needs some UI/HUD Updates as the Character Selection screen glitches
💔Needs additional maps (currently 3)

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Posted 20 April, 2024. Last edited 20 April, 2024.
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0.0 hrs on record
💦WISH ALL XXX PATCH WERE THIS EASY💦

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Posted 20 April, 2024.
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Early Access Review
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🏆Best Survival + Monster Collecting game of 2024🏆
(potentially of all time if they keep up w content+ bugs)
💗Thx pal on 1 of the best aͥnͭn🎂BIRTH🎂sͭaͥrͫyͤ 🎁

 ️ Partial Deck + 🎮 support ️
🤍SM adorbs Pals it hard to decide which to keep on team
🤍Luckily, we can + them to our bases (x3 tot) to work + defend against raids so really 0 loss
🤍Bases can be decorated w items like storage + material generators + more. They can be upgraded + moved if found a better location w minimal cost/effort
🤍Bases include fast travel to various locations + fast travel is available IMMEDIATELY walk to activate shrine locations
🤍Pal boxes on bases store 480 Pals + they get sent here when team is full (PalDex currently has 110 pals tot.Need more space there are viewing cages that can hold those special/rare pals)
🤍Pals can have various traits (Some aid battling some aid base) so catching/breeding them always feel worthwhile/fresh
🤍Even a low lvl Pal can prove useful w the abundance of traits + they power lvl in team + on base when active
🤍Can have a main Pal active as an exploring bud + there are Pals that have traits that allow them to also be active. Our 1st Pal + Fav is Daedream which have a buddy trait where they can be out + aide in battles. Current fav team inc x3 Daedream x1 Eikthydeer Fenglope x1 Nitewing Quivern
🤍Can create useful items including clothing/armor w useful stats against weather conditions + combat
🤍Can mount certain Pals just have to reach the player/craft lvl (they are the same) + catch the required Pal than craft its saddle(our 1st mount was Melpaca @ lvl 7)
🤍Can make Parachutes/Gliders starting @ lvl 5 + can mount flying Pals @ lvl 15
🤍Vast world to explore w many treasures to find along the way including Pal eggs + Spheres + Schematics + Pal Moves + sm more
🤍 Immersive mysterious storyline
🤍1st x playing clocked 12 hrs. Couldn't put this game down + still have tons to explore/unlock/catch
🤍Easy + fun Achievements
🤍Completionist
🤍 3 Difficulty Modes + Custom Mode
🤍Has accidentally become our fav idle/afk game since being in game + on base passively lvl Pals as they work/fight invasions/build/etc. Sitting at a good ore base can yield basically infinite amounts of Pal Spheres.
🤍Homeward Thundrrcloud allows for quick transport to nearest base @ lvl 30 Ancient Tech
🤍Mount combat takes practice + varies from Pal to Pal

💔Has a few bugs such as Pals getting stuck + flying when not supposed to💀
💔Deck has issues pulling up the keyboard + when it does cannot input anything (ex. When naming world/Pals)
💔Needs severe optimization as it lags on Deck but esp on PCs that are not up to date on best specs
💔Needs more Achievements tied into the Tech + Lvls
💔Needs a hide HUD/UI setting as mods/plugs have proven not to always work correctly if at all
💔Needs a custom cross-hair/target icon + color + size option
💔Needs a mini map
💔Once a Lucky is captured it retains the Lucky size but it loses its Lucky appearance.
💔Breeding has been a major disappointment. Breeding 2 Alphas will not produce an Alpha. Breeding 2 Lucky's can produce a Lucky with Lucky trait BUT it will not have the Lucky size increase or appearance
💔Need more inventory space or the very least a Pal Sphere belt to hold all types
💔Lambells need guns
💔Need Pal Shere belt

❤️‍🩹Can now organize storage better by selecting items want to be put in each storage unit
❤️‍🩹Can now edit appearance @ lvl 24 w Antique Dresser Ancient Tech
❤️‍🩹Can now mine extra ore by building ore mining sites @ lvl 31 w 3 Ancient Tech pts
❤️‍🩹Ring of Mercy can be purchased for 30k gold or x2 Ancient Tech this handy ring will stop accidental Pal kills 🚫more RIP LUCKY💀 (There is also a Pal trait Mercy hit)
❤️‍🩹Monitoring stand can be used to tell each Pal what task to do or not
❤️‍🩹Automatic transport once items are done being crafted
 ️Put a storage unit next to items frequently crafted makes it so efficient ️
❤️‍🩹Can now hide tutorial HUD (still needs a cleaner UI for those of us who take 📸🎥)
 ️Under Options-Game Settings-UI-Display Journey ️
❤️‍🩹Summoning Alter for Raid bosses @ lvl 33 Drop Pal eggs that have a chance to hatch the boss... They cannot be caught.
 ️Do not do this @ main base instead flat surface suggest w hide spots w Pal Box ️

 ️Funniest Moments ️

💀Getting set on fire when cooking cause too close to fire
💀Dying cause didn't know our newly caught fire type Rooby will catch us on fire when out and too close in proximity. (Requires certain armor to be around really high temps apparently)
💀Trying to parkour jump from 1 side of a cliff to another realizing too late gravely misjudged but landed in water so survived... Only to die of exhaustion cause couldn't get out of the water. (Couldn't grab the wall to climb up and the next patch of land was too far but died trying.)
💀Getting rammed by a pair of Eikthydeer so hard went flying into the ocean where we died and they repeatedly stomped on us as we flapped like fish.
💀Running after a Melpaca for what felt like hours only for it to fly away over the ocean.
💀Depresso was actually depressed so picked it up than threw it in the spa where it fell asleep floating face down.
💀Jumped off cliff @ base landed in fire. Ran + jumped into the spa. It did nothing
💀Fighting a pair of Arsox on a cliff side. Caught 1 turned to catch the 2nd but it jumps off the cliff to its death
💀Wall crawl dodging like Night Crawler during combat up a pillar/mountain/building to land some snipe shots or throw a few choice grenades than parachute down to 💰 is sm fun once get a handle on combat style❣️Def needs better sight customization💔
💀Fenglope have a double jump that legit put Nitewing to rest err retire + a Quivern (Runner trait 20% movement bonus) for flight of long distance but more often than not use Fenglope + mountain climbing/parachute (stamina 220 rn) for adventuring.

💡Tips💡

🪶Put pts in Weight + Stamina ASAP
🪶Higher lvls start putting a few in HP for boss battles/farming
🪶Build base on flat open spaces with plenty of ore nodes close by near edge of base but still in it. Later make a strictly ore base loaded with ore nodes. Coal=Desert Quartz=Snow Later breed Anubis as workers. Make a dedicated ore party w Rushboar/Digtoise for ride mining + Broncherrys for carrying capacity.
🪶"The Spot" is X 185 Y -39 or "The Spot + Skill Tree" @ X-33 Y -167 ( fav ore afk rn tbh just a bit of a tight squeeze) both spots are in the 25+ lvl range so more for intermediate players. Our 1st Spot has served us well @ The SeaBreeze Archipelago Church X -62 Y -534 area. Easy to defend + gather materials + occasionally spawns chests. Just do not make the same mistake we did n build too close to the church... lots of overhanging rocks + boulders that cause pathing issues for Pals but it has been quite scenic. Currently on the hunt for a better equipped Fav Home Base Spot.
🪶Save Ancient Tech pts in the beginning for what yalls playstyle needs as we only get them thru lvling up + 1st Alpha Pal defeats (40) + 1st Tower defeats (5) + Dungeon Tech book farming (100)
🪶Want to increase chance of running into Lucky Pals than increase the World Setting of Pal Appearance Rate to max. Will also cause 3 Alphas to spawn instead of 1. Beware this will impact game causing freezing + game crashes save often. Adjusting in game graphic settings does not ease this burden
🪶Tired of Pals putting all food in the food box instead of in the fridge? Store honey in the extra food slots
🪶Pals refusing to breed? Rebuild Breed Pen on foundation
🪶Egg lost in ground try crouch


 ️HOPE THEY WIN THE LAWSUIT F NINTENDO ️
Posted 25 March, 2024. Last edited 29 November, 2024.
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56 people found this review helpful
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132.6 hrs on record (10.4 hrs at review time)
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💔Crashes
💔Freezes Steam
💔Locks PC
💔MANY restarts later trying to fix:
💡Idle Achievements 1st THAN play/open loot boxes💡

!Anyway!

🤍Works now after
🏆Completionist
🏆 Achievement
🤍Truly plays like a "F2P" Idle + Loot Box Sim Game (a few minor bugs like have to refresh inv after opening pks for them to show up + dups do not stack but nothing breaks game play)
🤍Lots of cute stickers to decor Steam profile.
🤍Can sell xtra on MarketPlace/Trade/Gift.
 ️Crate keys are pricey asf only 1 a pk but not necessary.
🤍Cards + Badge
🤍Daily ticket Login Bonus + 30 min idle= 5 tickets Pks x1=5 tickets
💸Worth the 💰 on sale rn 10% off
🤍Parkour part is a masochistic riot💀
🎮 partial support
💔Has Music player but doesn't connect to Steam library
📻Has a few Album DLC but do not own them atm so cannot test.
🤍Mainly wanted this to idle while 🐝busy🐝 +

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Posted 15 March, 2024. Last edited 15 March, 2024.
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💔Recently lost our Tigra so felt the Sophie achieves deeply💔
💐May we meet our pet-kin again over the 🏳️‍🌈                        

❣️TRY DEMO❣️

🤍Steam Deck Compatible (1st x bugged but worked after restart)
🤍Achieves + Completionist🏆
🤍Adorbs Story + Art
🤍Lo-Fi Vibe + Tunes🎧
🤍Daily goals award extra 💰

⏲️4 Quick Play Modes w 11 diff Stages/Tables ea + 3 diff lvl modes
(easy + med + hard OR short + med + long all rec scores separately)
⏳Timed Mode- score as much as poss in x amount of x based on difficulty.
⏲️Short=1 min Med=2 min Long=5 min
🌦️Storm Mode- score as much as poss during storms that cause grumpy blocks. Score high combos to knock down grumpy blocks that block rows starting from bottom. best way to get the storm + grumpy blocks achieves
🐰Survive- score as much as poss while grumpy blocks start from bottom. Score high combos to knock down grumpy blocks but they speed up over x.
♾️Endless Mode- Make matches as fast as poss. Score is based on avg.
♾️Killer combo ( score so many combos the screen lights up + the audio effect crescendos like a pinball machine) + Exit Stage/Lvl=💰
♾️Stage/Lvl 1 is best place to smash out daily rock quest. Will be tempted to 💰 out but rocks takes a min to pile up so choose wisely


🤍~♥RͯOͦWͯAͦNͯ♥~🤍🖋 (❤ᗣ❤)՞
(╯°o°)╯︵ ɔsɐW opǝxn⊥

💗Cute Match 3 w a farming twist (pull + hold + replant to match)
💗Different lvl modes all grant same rewards (1 achieve ea)
💗SM MC Customization (9 fits + 10 dyes + 4 sparkles earned ingame alone. Shop has an amazing xtra 7 fits + 71 dyes + 22 sparkles)
💗SM Inclusive Wholesomeness

💸6.74 USD on sale

💔Only 3 daily goals 0 way to refresh must wait 24 hrs
💔There's 🚫 Just Smash Rocks Mode
💔 Rowan nor Enby are in Shop on Title Screen
can select shop in chapter map buuuut stillll🤍///🤍

💔 Rowan + Enby should be in end bed scene w MC js.💔
Puhleease make this + shop w Rowan + Enby happen 🤍///🤍


BTW the Steam/HB situation was sorted as far as can tell looking @ community discussions.
https://test-steamproxy.haloskins.io/app/1320490/discussions/0/3824163953453597629/
Posted 10 March, 2024. Last edited 15 March, 2024.
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 ⣰⣶ ⢶⣶⣶⣶⣶⡶⢶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣤    
⣿    ⣿⣿⣿⣿  ⣻⣿⣿   ⢸⣿⣦  
⣿⣄⣀  ⣿⡟ ⢹ ⢘⣇⣀⡿   ⣿⣿⣿⣷ 
  ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣈⡵ ⢶     ⣀⣼   ⣿ 
  ⢸⣿⡿ ⡏⣾ ⡼ ⣀ ⢂  ⡈ ⡿ ⣿⡇
  ⣸⣿⡇    ⢦⡴  ⡇⣿ ⢸⣍⡀⣶⣿ 
 ⢸⣿⣿⣇⢸⣿⣿⡟⢹ ⢶⣄      ⣿  
  ⣿⡀ ⢆⢻⣿⣿⣬⣤⣾⣿⣿⣷⣦⡄ ⣼⡿  
   ⣷⣄  ⣿⣿⣉⣉⣹⣿⣿⡿  ⣼⣿   
    ⣿⣷  ⡽ ⢫ ⣶ ⢶⣾⣿⣿    
    ⢸⣿⣿ ⡇  ⢸ ⢳⡄ ⢻⣿⡇ 

❣️ 10 OG HTF
❣️Blinky the Moose as Host
❣️OG HTF Soundtrack
💔🚫 New Lvls/Items/Skins
ㅤㅤ(Except Flippy/Fliqpy)
 ️No gated Achievements
🍭🍫🍦NUTTY #1🍧🍩🍬

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      ⢰⣶⡏    ⢸      
 ⡎⣭⣕⡤⢿⣿⡻   ⡛⣙⢢ ⢀⡴⣲⡆ 
 ⡱  ⢧⡀      ⢟⡸  ⢧⣀ ⡾
⡼⡐⡉⢱  ⡘ ⡔⣭⣵   ⡄   ⣇ 
⡇    ⣤  ⢇⣛⡻   ⢳    ⣷
⡇ ⣤⣤⣤⣼⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⡄ ⡇    ⢹
 ⢆⡙⢿⣿⣘⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⢁⡞     ⢻
    ⣉⡛   ⢉ ⣴⡋       
⢀⡴  ⣴⢏⣤⡀ ⡄⢳⡄  ⢤⣀   ⡇
   ⢎⡟ ⢷⡀   ⣿ ⢦  ⢿⡆⣿ 
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    ⢷⣤            ⣰⣿⡟   
⡄     ⣿⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣾⡟     ⣰
⢻⣦⡀ ⣿⣶⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⡽⣶⡿ ⢀⣴⣾⡟
  ⣿⣾⣿⢿⣟⡟       ⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿    
    ⢿⣿            ⢿⣿⡟   
   ⣼⣯⡟              ⡿⣷  
  ⢰⣟⣿⡇  ⢤⡀    ⢀   ⢸⣿⣿⡆  
  ⢸⣿⣿  ⣶⣿⣿⡆   ⣿⣿⣿⡆ ⢸⣿⡇  
  ⢸⣿⣿   ⣿⣿  ⣀ ⢻⣿⡿  ⢸⣿   
   ⣛⣿⣆              ⣼   
⢾⣿⣾⣿⡿ ⢦⣤⣄         ⢿⣷⣶⣿⣿⣶
⣿⣿⣿⣯⣿⡧           ⣾⣻⣾⣿⣿⣿ 

❣️SM fun on Steam Deck
❣️🎮 compatible
❣️Cloud saves
❣️Achievements
❣️Completionist
❣️Cards/Badges/Emojis/Backgrounds
❣️8 Playable Characters
❣️4 Skins Each
❣️42 weapons 39 items 42 perks
❣️Bloody cute animations
❣️Suspenseful story
❣️Ways to customize runs

🐾After each run get currency to not only upgrade gear but 11 skills via 3 sponsors (33 skills tot)
🐾This is also how we earn currency for skins.
🐾There's a STASH lvl skill so can save a fav gun to have on next run.
🐾STASH lvls can also drop hearts + guns + perks if have the skills equipped via sponsors!
🐾Need a better weapon but do not have enough 👍🏼? Trade it in @ the janitor❣️
 ️Its a gamble but we found it handy when had o weapon drops/rooms so only had starter
🐾want some xtra👍🏼? dual wield (sponsor skill) + same as above + sell xtra weapon

💀Can shoot the audience💀

💸On sale bout 11 USD
💸Has DLC

 ️Not a traditional twin stick shooter as it utilizes 1 stick movement w auto aim (Not able to turn off) + mainly buttons. BUT can remap buttons which helps we use:
🎮 left stick movement + right stick attack + right trigger dodge + left trigger use item + left bumper switch weapon + right bumper changes target BUT tbh we nvr use it in battle unless an item/weapon drops (its natively the read item button) instead to change aim we roll/dodge or move till line of sight is on target (just feels more natural dunno)
 ️Remote Coop
(+ us lets play just send a comment 1st)

💔Can only upgrade items/guns to lvl 3 unless have weapon room upgrade but only upgrades 1 lvl.
 ️Xtra trophy currency does upgrade DMG/Uses doe so these kind of lvl out BUT would like to see how MUCH it has increased over time.

💀Some guns cannot shoot the audience💀
(our fav is 🏳️‍🌈 gun but in order to shoot audience need certain  ️perks ️)

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  ⢀⣾   ⢤⣄  ⢶⣦⡀      
 ⢀⣾ ⢀ ⢀  ⢧⣀   ⣷⡀    
 ⣼         ⣆   ⢻⣆   
 ⡏          ⡆    ⣶  
 ⡇          ⢹⣀⡤ ⢤⣹⣧ 
⡞⢻  ⣤  ⣴⡞ ⣶⢸⡇ ⣶ ⢱⢹  
 ⡟ ⢺⡟       ⣯⣭⢭⣭ ⢸  
 ⡆           ⢹⣤⡄  ⣿⡇
 ⢷          ⢼ ⣏⣤⡄⡼ ⣿
  ⢷⡀         ⢾ ⢁⡎  ⢸
  ⢀⡽⢢⣄       ⣾⡤  ⡄ ⢸
  ⣿  ⣾⢬⡄ ⣴   ⡯      
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𝗖𝗛𝗨 𝗣𝗖𝗛𝗨 𝗣 𝗽𝗮𝘆 𝗳𝗼𝗿 ABANDONWARE¯\_(ツ)_/¯

TL;DR: Go play PalWorld (in fact gift it so we can play too please) TEMTEM is 💩💩 so are the CEO+DEVS

✨UPDATE: Thanks pal on gifted PalWorld💗Soon as able gonna play✨

🤍Works on Deck + 🎮 support
🤍cute art/TEMTEM
🤍loved that TEMTEM get auto sent to storage if there was no room in party unlike other games where have to release
🤍finally open world Pokémon like mmo where the monster follows + mount (not too sure on the mount system as didnt make it that far reasons why below)

💔 Once tutorial was over the micro-transactions became apparent with the introduction of battle passes. Lots of games have left a bad taste with these so being wiser did not buy into it. Good thing didn't but feel bad for others who backed this 💩 on 🔥. (More info below + links.)
💔TBH when looking at the battle pass yall can see it looks rewarding but comes at a time sink/grindfest. Which is fine for good content but the stuff is just a bit lackluster even P2P route (more rewards) but ESP on F2P(less rewards same grind). They are also cutting the battle pass thus not only effectively bare boning the game (minimizing content) with 0 replacements (again more info below) but also creating FOMO as this seems to offer at least something in terms of customization aside from 💸 shop. Another thing starting out cannot even do the quests for it. It requires novas and from what we read only way to get them is paying 💸. Its also time gated... we have to grind out the WHOLE game. (they are rollover renewable which is a + if can manage to grind the currency to do so) Which would be fine if the game wasn't already a grindy mess.
💔24 hrs in started getting dishearten with it. Had caught all the available TEMTEM in the area yet going to the next area took sooo long...(they have poke like heal stations set up but yall will find doing a handful of battles + running back n forth repetitive which forces us to either grind 💰 or stay by a heal station to grind out a party lvls + collect TEMTEM. Seen ppl riding mounts at starting areas so OFC thought gotta get mount! That might help but they are costly in 💸 shop.

Surfboards are available in the 1st area but there are 0 heal stations so better be prepared! TEMTEM are also stronger here at this point. Found out about a free mount thru the newsletter so hooray right? More like hoorahaha had to wait... do not even know how long cause got bored/interested in other games and never checked back in cause:

🫖This is a pokemon rip off in even gym designs (alright 1 gym so far but wouldn't be surprised...) which tbh isn't an issue if there was more/better content +

💔The achievements are beyond grindy (yall we can grind with the best of them trust but these... take a look at global stats) if there was more quests + stuff to do that was fun (and not have us constantly traveling the same places that for some reason are so far apart with not enough content inbetween.) Gets boring once all the trainers are defeated + TEMTEM are caught in the area. There were 0 fun achieves along the way. In the 1st area there was 1 yup ONE. Wasn't even fun "Gear Up - Eqiup a gear item to a TEMTEM" wow much excitement there.
💔If this isnt bad enough it became quickly apparent in the 2nd area that the way to earn 💰 + breed better TEMTEM were both going to be an additional (for not much payout) tedious unnecessary grindy mess. The main point of the breeding is centered around PVP + its a resource/currency/time management headache not the adventuring fun we had in mind.

🫖After updates from the DEVS that more + better was coming they instead removed events than battlepasses. Once a game starts removing content we know there are more issues otw (tbh we feel any games with battlepasses are a 🚩now) sure enough the dodgy DEVS shared some cryptic message about whats to come only to follow up with... another game. (links below)
🫖They could've included this team bullet hell like "game" (swarm wonder where they got that idea from) as DLC even paid wouldn't have been the best outcome but def would've been better than wtf they doing now + have been doing to the community.

🫖What are they doing to the community?

 ️They were slow on updates/delivering kick-starter promises.
 ️They labeled this as an MMORPG MONSTER COLLECTING game... which is barely correct at this point. Part of the fun in an MMORPG is customization. Starting theres a handful which when 1st started playing just thought that more would unlock in game somehow... which they do by using the almighty IRL 💸LAME MMORPGs have an in game culture. The DEVS are effectively ripping that culture apart. They have already removed events instead of making them more fun + easier to do. They have removed the battle pass and did not replace it with a way to earn in game. MMORPGs have layered social interactions. They have pvp but its so grindy (breeding + catching lumia + umbraa) that most players are not into it. They do not offer much in terms of a pve or coop experience from what we have read or experienced.

Why didn't they just keep the events/battle pass or add some more quests? Include cosmetics, novas, etc. Add some QOL fixes the community has asked for like fast forwarding some aspects of battling. Drop a few new TEMTEM every couple months.

 ️They can push out cosmetics + are making a show + a new game yet claim they cannot add more to TEMTEM. That IN FACT we are asking them for TOO MUCH.
 ️They are actively DELETING + REPORTING most posts with feedback/constructive criticism. We had both happen on separate instances.

🫖The 1st comment stated how the new game could be paid DLC. Though not exactly the content we hoped for it would be a step in the right direction. We went on to explain that them removing events + battle passes is a 🚩 and they just like other DEVS are losing the gaming communities trust with heavy monetization. Coupled with them than dipping out/stretching resources (coupled with bad management + bad PR + CUSTOMER CARE) seems to be an ongoing issue in the community that we know we no longer wish to be a part of. We would much rather pay for a completed single or co op game with DLC ESP IF MULTIPLAYER.

Side Note- DEVS/CEOS need to realize that labeling something as "LITE" does not excuse cutting corners to push out product to just heavily monetize than flip game/cash out/franchise. They still used the term MMO and several of the elements are lacking in a nearly 50💸 game (especially now a days) They shouldn't be trying to hype up a new game when the current is in a horrible state of decline + know the player base is unhappy with the state of it all. A greater backlash was bound to happen. Esp considering how they have been treating feedback.

🫖That post mysteriously disappeared. Like many others. Made another post about it getting deleted. Like many others. All this was even mentioned by another commenter. (See below links) Literally pointed out some of the same issues in this review. Not even 5 mins after posting we were hit with a Steam Report. Apparently our post was labeled "redundant" + "spamming" even though it was not. (It was our 1st post to them EVER than a 2nd to address deletion.) Why CREMA + STEAM deleting/allowing reporting of comments that are giving feedback even if they agree with another? Why are they trying to silence us all? Its a bit sus. A bit shady + petty even.

https://test-steamproxy.haloskins.io/app/745920/eventcomments/4199112089438651135?snr=2_9_100015_

https://test-steamproxy.haloskins.io/app/745920/eventcomments/6407003396129323868/

https://www.reddit.com/r/PlayTemtem/comments/1b0fc0g/closed_for_remodeling_and_a_brief_faq_rplaytemtem/

https://temtem.wiki.gg/wiki/Customization#:~:text=Cosmetics%20are%20available%20during%20character%20creation%20and%20are,the%20player%20to%20change%20colors%20of%20these%20cosmetics.

feels bad getting this thru HB or even as a gift 💔
Posted 27 February, 2024. Last edited 15 March, 2024.
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⢰⡏   ⢯⣭⡉ ⣉  ⣯⡉ ⣹  ⣽   ⢩⣅⣩⡿ ⡟⡇ 
 ⣷⣼    ⡏ ⢉⡿⡍ ⣿⢹⡏⢩⡟  ⣩⣭   ⣩⢟⢿⡇ 
 ⡟⡿ ⣦  ⣿ ⣤⣇⣸⣇⣿ ⣇⡆⢷⢢⣴   ⣴    ⣿ 
 ⡇⣿  ⣆⡀⢛⣴⣻⣿ ⢉⣉⣉⣉⣉ ⢿⣃⣶⣶    ⣶⡿⣿ 
 ⣧⣿   ⣧⣸⣯ ⣰⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⡈ ⣯⣴⣴   ⢀⣿ 
 ⡏⢹⢦⣤⣴⣿  ⣼⣿⡟  ⣿  ⢻⡟ ⢢ ⢿⣃⣴⣾ ⡷  
 ⡟⣿ ⣽⡟⣡  ⢿⣿⣧      ⣼⣿⣿⡇ ⡷⢈⣿ ⢟⣻⡇
 ⡇⢸ ⣷⣦⡛  ⣉⣽⣿⣷⣄  ⣾⣿⣿⣿ ⣰⡾    ⢻⣿ 
 ⣗⣼   ⢻⣷⡦⢄  ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿ ⢀⣿⢩⣿⣶⣾⡶ ⢺⡇ 
 ⣼⣿⣲⣟   ⣿⡿ ⢶⣲⣲⣲⣶⣶⣶ ⣅⡙⣷⣦   ⣦⣸⡇ 
 ⣏⡿⣥⣤⣤⣴⣾⣿⣤⣤⣤⣿   ⢼⡷  ⣾⢴⣤⣤   ⣿⡇ 
 ⣯⣽⣯⣤⣤⣤⣼⣥⣤⣴⣿⣧⣤⣤⣤⣾⣭⣷⣦⣬⣿⣤⣬⣷⣤⣤⣿⡇  
🤍SM fun on deck❣️
🤍Works w 🎮 (apply in settings)
🤍Immersive storyline
🤍Mesmerizing visuals
🤍Bewitching soundtrack
🤍Sweet n short wo tons of backtracking

🏆Achievements work
💸On sale 4.99 USD💸

💔Enemies have no hp bar?
💔Not all skills have dmg amount in descriptions.
💔Wish there were more outfit/hair/skin/color choices
💔No Shi Chan mask or Aniel
💔Limited Achievement/Completionist
💔"Guys" gets overused in the narrative so any of yall who do not conform to stereotypical gendered terms or support those who do not OR just dislike constant repeating verbiage: be prepared to be peeved

Pay the Doormouse in Limbo (Nana's Lair) BEFORE going to the final (2nd) showdown w Punku Kira at the Mansion. If not it will disappear so yall will have to repeat run for achievement.. Check w Celestial Boutique for a nice reward after beating Nana (repeat w other demons) Potions respawn + items sell for the sale price if anything. Paying the Doormouse gives Momo as assist while not will give her brother... Kirro. Momo is beast can multi target + multi attk + mp heal while Kirro deals single attk /target+ mp heal)

Banish yields 1 hit 1 target attks + Indigo masks while Exorcise yields multi target attks + Teal masks. Summoned demons are also different colors.

There are 8 👻 total make sure to go back to limbo after demon boss battles!

👻1 in Nana's Lair
👻2 in Mansion
👻1 in right Limbo seal
👻1 in 1st part of Go garden hidden room not on map. Easiest route is go straight up @ beginning. There's a story page there as well.
👻1 in looking glass garden by "that way" on map + 2 story pages close by.
👻1 in maze w story page close by (bottom right)
👻final 1 in left Limbo seal w Hex Mortis

🫖San Tea Room has mirror of humility (bottom behind tree)
🫖Walrus Riddle Moth Goat Crow
🫖All story pages should be collected before leaving circus.
🫖After Ch. 4 Revalations last chance to speak to Shi Chan + turn in relics to Felice (high street)

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⣄⡀             ⢸⡆⣿⣧⡀ ⣦⡀  
⡗⣦⡑⢦⡀      ⢀⣀⣀⣀⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣦⡈ ⣄⡀
⣧⣿⣿⡢⡈ ⣄ ⣴⣖⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣛⣛⡛⣛⣛⡛⢂⣈⣛⣷
⡏⣿⣯⣿⣯⢂⣴⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⡇⢿⣿ ⢡⣿⣿⣿⣿     ⣤⡀  ⣟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⢸ ⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⢋⣤⣤⣄⣾⣿⣿⡇     ⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣾⣼⣿⣿⣿⡻ ⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⡼ ⣷ ⢈ ⣿⣿
⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿    ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇  ⢀⣾ ⣼ ⢸⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣾    ⢿⣿⣿    ⡴⣿⣿ ⣿⣿
⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢀⣈  ⣶⣄ ⢀     ⣾⣿⣿  ⡄⣿
 ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄ ⣿⣿⣦⡙ ⣦⡀ ⡏⣾⣿⡟    ⣿
 ⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⡈ ⢿⣿⣷⣌⡃     ⡿   ⣿
  ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡈  ⢦⣤⡀ ⡼      ⣿⣿⢸
 ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣯⣄⢀⣀   ⣮⣿⣿   ⡜ ⣼⣿
⢿⣯⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⢇⡄       ⡸ ⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣽⡀ ⡔   ⡇⡴⢻⣯⣿
⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⡟       ⢸⡿⣧
Posted 7 February, 2024. Last edited 8 February, 2024.
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