Recent reviews by DeadMansChest

In-world menus suck and need to be eradicated or at least have an option to be entirely bypassed via fast-travel and/or menu shortcuts.

Steam Awards task woooo

EDIT: Honeymoon period over, game needs serious work on both a feature standpoint and a balance standpoint.

EDIT 2: The game is in a substantially better state than it was during its release year. Still some issues but they're mostly just smaller balance issues.

EDIT 3: ERROR 3013 ERROR 3013 ERROR 3013 ERROR 3013 ERROR 3013 ERROR 3013 ERROR 3013 ERROR 3013 FIX YOUR ♥♥♥♥

The $80 pricepoint for the campaign is not worth it.

H:CE, H2, 3, Reach, 4 and even 5 all have (or at least eventually did have, in the case of H5) multiple modes at your disposal.

Paying $80 for Infinite gives you JUST the campaign, with Co-op currently not available.

But even if I grant this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ "package" some slack and include not only the planned Co-op functionality but the F2P MP (and only what you get in MP without spending more money on the BP/store or waiting for events) and also planned Forge as part of the $80 pricetag, it still falls short in comparison to other individual Halo titles.

In the MP department alone, all previous mainline Halo titles had wide spectrum color customization, H3 onwards had armor that could be unlocked at the player's discretion up until 5, but even then H5 with its REQ lootboxes DIDN'T REQUIRE you spend more money on the game to get more customization items.

If Infinite buyers actually got any meaningful unlocks (so no, the handful of Shaders "Coatings", emblems and charms you can get in the campaign do not qualify) in MP that'd at least equate to what was available to unlock in Reach, then okay, fine, charge $80.

As it is now though, Infinite is only worth half as much as it is now. They're selling half a game at full price.

I bee-lieve this is bee-asily the bee-st game on Steam.

How any other game could hope to top such a master-bee-ce is unknown to me.

And I thought Bethesda was bad for what they're trying to pull with mods.

T2 is some next-level ♥♥♥♥.

As poorly optimized as this game is, it's still the best in the series

The heist itself is by no means baaaaa-d (sorry, I had to), however, the context alone is just far too stupid for me to really enjoy this heist.

Think of it like this, imagine if Big Bank had you stealing sex toys, cookies and shampoo from the vault instead of money, gold and other values. Sounds stupid, doesn't it? That is this heist.

If you're into hugely wacky, zany and in general contextually stupid heists, you'll like this one. However, if you prefer ones that are a bit more grounded and seem more believable, even by the game's standards, then you'll probably have a hard time liking this heist.

THE 32-BIT OoMER GAME

- Can only access up to 4GB of RAM, if even that much

- Has singular assets that can range in the hundreds of MBs despite this

- Runs Out of Memory unless running on lower settings

- I'M... I'M... I'M GONNA OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

- access violation/Renderer crash

Completely Oyveyshill is more like it. Let's make our earnings in 2014 in month!
Definitely doesn't make you look bad, no way.

Bought this since the Hypetrain event might as well be over and for completionism.