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⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⢡⣴⣿⣟⢽⢯⡢ ⡿ ⢍⡙ ⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢋⣴⣿⣿⣿⡽⣄⣦⣿⣧⡤ ⢹⣿⣦⢹
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣾⣿⣿⢟⣭⣾⡿⣟⣭ ⡀ ⣴⣷⣶ ⣸
⣿⣿⡏⣩⣦⣿ ⣭⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣦⣷⣿⣍ ⢀⣴⣿
⣿⣿⣄⢟⣫ ⣄ ⣻⡟ ⣿⣿⣿⡿⢀⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⡿⣹⣿⣾⣿⣧⡀ ⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣷⡬ ⣉⣙⡛ ⣿⡗ ⡢ ⣤⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⡿⢋⣁⣰⣿⡿⢟⣣⣶⢰⣍ ⢉⣤⣌⡙
⢋⡶⣺⣿⣿⣗ ⣿⡿⢟⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣞ ⣿⣿⣿⢇
⣷⣿⣼⡿ ⣘⡳ ⣿⣿⣬⣭⣾⣿⡿⢀⣿⣿⢟
⣷⣤⣙ ⡋⣾⣿⣧⡆⢸⣿⣿⡿ ⢋ ⣌ ⣸⣿
⣿⣿⡟⢰⢳⣿⣿⣿ ⣤⣤⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
May your wisdom flow like the ocean,
your heart vast, finding joy and freedom as you grow
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⡨⢀ ⡪ ⡀
⣄⡆⡂ ⢕
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⢤⢁ ⢀⢰ ⡀⢄⡜
⡦ ⡷ ⢬⢈⡇ ⣈⣰
⣃⢸⡇ ⢪⢀⣺⡅⢈
⡿ ⢀ ⡤⢺⣥ ⢡
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⣿⣿ ⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿
⣿⣿⣧⡀ ⣸⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄ ⡀ ⢀⣴⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣴⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟ ⢰⣹⡆ ⣭⣷ ⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⢿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⢾⣿⣷ ⢄ ⣿⣿⣷ ⢸
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀ ⢄ ⢀ ⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧ ⢹
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⢸
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧ ⢹
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⢿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿ ⢀⣀⣀⡀ ⢿
⣿⣿⣿⡟ ⢻⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄
⣿⣿⣿ ⢀ ⣿⣿⡿⣿⣦
⣿⣿ ⡖ ⣿⡏ ⢹⣿
⣿ ⢸⣧⣤⣤⣤⢾⣿⣿⡇ ⢻⡆ ⣾
⢿⡟ ⣿⣷⣀ ⣿⡆ ⣿
⡿ ⢿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣸⣿
⢀⡞ ⣿⣿⣿⡟ ⣿⣿
⢸ ⢀⣿⣿⡟ ⣿⣿
⢀⡼ ⣼⣿⣿
⡇ ⢀ ⢿⣿
⢰ ⢀
⣿⣿ ⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿
⣿⣿⣧⡀ ⣸⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄ ⡀ ⢀⣴⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣴⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟ ⢰⣹⡆ ⣭⣷ ⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⢿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⢾⣿⣷ ⢄ ⣿⣿⣷ ⢸
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀ ⢄ ⢀ ⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧ ⢹
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⢸
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧ ⢹
My life was boring as ♥♥♥♥ so I started going out and just fighting people. I started putting on a ski mask and at first it was only homeless people then it evolved to high school kids and now I’m picking fights with grown men. I even have a nemesis. I beat up the same guy a couple times, found out where he works so I catch him off guard after he gets off work. He’s been posting on Facebook about catching me at night and giving me what I deserve. Dude drives around at night with a shotgun trying to kill me. My life is so much more exciting now am I crazy for doing this?
that is a joke hah :)
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⢀⣴⣿⣿⡄ ⣤ ⣭ ⢐
⡢⡙ ⢀⢔⣵⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣄⡈ ⡹⣽
⣬⣭⡭ ⣪⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣵⡒ ⣿
⣛⣥⣶⣿ ⢁⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡙⣿⣿⣶⣿
⣿⣿⡫ ⢀ ⢝⢟⣿⣿⣿⣿⡻ ⢉⣄ ⡫⢿
⣿⢟ ⣰⣿⣿⣢⢤⣀⡀ ⢀ ⢝⡻⣷⡀ ⡪
⣿⡊ ⣿⣿⡫ ⣊⣡ ⢦⣤⣤ ⡛ ⣌ ⡻⡀
⣕ ⡫ ⡴ ⣇
⢕⢀ ⣁⢀⢀⣀⣤⣤ ⣀⣤⣴⣶⣶⣶⡆ ⢷
⡎ ⢬⣮⣕ ⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡫⡪⡵
⡣ ⣷⣯⣵⣢ ⣬⣟⡕
⡎ ⣿⣾⣯⣪⣔⢄⣀⣀⣀ ⣶⣾⣽⣿ ⢀
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⢕⢕ ⢁ ⢁⣤⣤⣶⣶⣶⡐⣕⢽ ⢕ ⣡⣾⣶⣶⣶⣤⡁⢓⢕ ⢑⢅⢑
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⢕ ⣾⣿ ⢿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣷⣦⣶⣽⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⢹⣷⣷⡅⢐
⣔⢕⢥⢻⣿⡀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀ ⣼⣿⣿⡇⢔
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⢕⢕ ⣐⢕⢕⢕⢕⢕⣿⣿⡄ ⢀⣦ ⢁⣼⣿⢗⢕⢕⢕⢕⢕⢕⡏⣘⢕
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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're a Walrus. ..
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⣾⡟ ⣿⡇ ⢸⣿⣿⣷⣤⣤⣤⣤⣶⣶⣿ ⣀
⢀⣿ ⢀⣿⡇ ⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⡏ ⢴⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣆
⢸⣿ ⢸⣿⡇ ⣿⡇⣀ ⣴⣾⣮⣝ ⣻⡟
⢸⣿ ⣿⡇ ⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿
⣿ ⣿⡇ ⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿
⣷⣶⣿⣇ ⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣛⣛⣻
⢸⣿ ⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇
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