bro has 1061 hours in the binding of isaac but still hasn't bound isaac???

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We all say weird ♥♥♥♥ once in a while so that's why we're cutting you some slack. So, it'll be okay, just delete your comment or something and whack it off to twink twitter. You're still invited to our bi-annual circle-jerk (Alex's been edging for months for this, he's so hyped). There'll be soda, cookies, and Elden Ring lore videos (try not to blow it when Radagon shows up haha).

I'm disgusted. Like, I don't want to kink shame, but seriously, man? What the ♥♥♥♥? Me and the boys talked and this isn't acceptable behaviour. Unless you restrain yourself now and promise to not ever talk about this slip-of-the-tongue, and we'll promise to forget you ever said something so psychotic (which is a real ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hard exercise in self-control), you'll have to go.

I just don't get it dude. Maybe I misunderstood. You like boobs on men? Like, mantits? Yeah that's hot. Literally men have so much more to offer sexually. Asses? Men have those. In droves. Rawdog and lube it up if you want to know what a ♥♥♥♥♥ feels like or something, Jesus Christ. I spoke to Matthew and he'll happily help you get over your weird-ass kink. He's so dedicated to your mental recovery he said he'd only eat carbs to fatten his ass and put on a skirt for you. And you'd still betray your homies knowing we have your (bare)-back?

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Hey it's me, we just played together. I noticed you didn't add me but I sent you a friend request haha, maybe it glitched or something you're pretty cool though like I said before, that's why I got my team to throw for you. It's so cool to see a girl playing in games though. I know you have a boyfriend so I hope he treats you well. Like if I was your boyfriend I'd make you sandwiches while you play and buy you chocolate and give you back rubs and call you cool and laugh with you at all your jokes, not real though because we aren't together (at least yet) wink Yeah so haha you should totally accept my friend request so we can talk more and have fun together, just as friends of course coz otherwise it would be weird and I don't want to get cooties from you ewwwww (just joking, I would like your cooties) :p