RIP, he got crushed by the pinsetter trying to free his stuck bowling ball last night. Buddy's getting strikes at the Pearly Lanes now...

+rep was pretty awesome...

When i pee (like every 10 minutes) it goes from orgasmic nice tingling to sharp pain in my bladder, still orgasmic. Also ended up in the kitchen like 10 times not knowing why or how i got there.

if i was reincarnated as a tick i would have a stroll through ur pubes

Hey it's me, we just played together. I noticed you didn't add me but I sent you a friend request haha, maybe it glitched or something. you're pretty cool though like i said before, that's why I got my team to throw for you. It's so cool to see a girl playing in games though. I know you have a boyfriend so I hope he treats you well. Like if I was your boyfriend I'd make you sandwiches while you play and buy you chocolate and give you back rubs and call you cool and laugh with you at all your jokes, not real though because we aren't together (at least yet) :) Yeah so haha you should totally accept my friend request so we can talk more and have fun together, just as friends of course coz otherwise it would be weird and I don't want to get cooties from you ewwwwww (just joking, I would like your cooties) :p

+rep pulverized my ass on my first match back on dbd after 5/6 months and left a freaky comment under my profile