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0.5 hrs on record
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Posted 12 May, 2024.
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20.5 hrs on record (7.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Palworld: Where My Adorable Pals Do All the Work (Except Writing This Review)

Oh, buckle up, gamers, because Palworld is here to revolutionize your definition of "productive laziness." This game takes the term "virtual assistant" to a whole new level, replacing Siri with a squad of pocket-sized pals that are as cute as they are surprisingly efficient.

First things first, let's talk about the graphics. Palworld boasts visuals so charming that you'll forget you're supposed to be doing anything other than staring at your screen, giggling like a maniac. The pals are a delightful bunch, from the fluffy little critters with big, innocent eyes to the ones that carry your burdens with a grin, as if saying, "Sure, I'll carry your existential dread, no problem."

The gameplay is a rollercoaster of emotions – not because it's intense, but because your pals have the audacity to outperform you at every turn. Want to chop down a tree? Nah, let the pals do it while you sit back and contemplate your life choices. Need to build a house? Your pals are practically architectural geniuses, constructing mansions while you struggle to put together IKEA furniture.

Now, let's talk about the plot. Spoiler alert: there isn't one. But who needs a narrative when you have an army of pals who can make life decisions for you? Palworld's lack of a storyline is compensated by the sheer absurdity of having cute creatures do your bidding, making you question if you've accidentally stumbled into a parallel universe where work is a foreign concept.

The soundtrack? Oh, it's a masterpiece. Picture this: a symphony of adorable pal noises mixed with the occasional frustrated sigh from your character as they watch their pals effortlessly conquer tasks. It's like the soundtrack of your life, but cuter.

In conclusion, Palworld is the game for you if you've ever wished your Tamagotchi could carry groceries or mow the lawn. It's the epitome of adorable chaos, leaving you wondering if you're playing a game or participating in an elaborate social experiment where the pals are secretly plotting world domination.

Warning: May cause uncontrollable fits of laughter and an overwhelming desire to adopt a pet rock to avoid responsibilities. Palworld – where gaming meets the absurd, and your pals become your masters.
Posted 19 January, 2024.
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0.1 hrs on record
Not good
Posted 6 April, 2023.
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1,171.5 hrs on record (410.9 hrs at review time)
Countless hours played and streamed too much to do!
Posted 21 November, 2018.
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2,331.7 hrs on record (350.2 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
THis game is AMAZING its one of the most fun games for a competitive type of player :D
Posted 19 January, 2015.
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