𝐇𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐨, 𝐦𝐲 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝! 𝐈 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚 𝐰𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐦𝐨𝐨𝐝, 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚 � 𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐥𝐬𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫� 𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐞

cant get pads but creatine seems to be an option

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Greetings! I am good, strong one, and you?

I don't believe in wiping. I just let it crust over like a scab, peel it off in one go, releasing all the poo dandruff into my underwear. Made myself the nickname Head & Shoulders.