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Merry Christmas!
+REP Friendly Person
Doctor: "So have you had any major medical procedures in the last year? "
Guy: "Well I guess i pulled a nail out of my hand, and carved a bullet out of my thigh with a knife.."
Doc: "Umm I'm gonna stop you right.."
G: "Or all those fractures i shoved back into place and sorta hoped for the best, also I pulled a 18 inch piece of metal wire out of my knee, oh yea, not to mention all those third degree burns, but i think pulling the piece of rebar out of my side takes the cake"
Doc: "...Linda, cancel my 2 o'clock, Im going to be very busy. "
For Spiral and his Grandma~<3
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Meow~
~ Meow~ Merry Christmas~ =^.^=
Press 2 for "Epic music"
Press 3 for "En"
Press 4 for "Crunch"
Press 5 for "Tweet!"
Press 6 for "Meet The Pyro c:"
Press 7 for "Samurai heavy"
Press 8 for "GHah haahhhh"
Press 9 for "Cute music and whoosh!"
D A M N T H I S C O M M E N T I S F A N C Y
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What do you think of my pistol