Recent reviews by the gentle touch of a lesbian

Drives like a zero budget racing game on the PS2, has physics that either do nothing or completely ruins your day, awful LODs and pop-in even on max settings, nice looking cars in screenshots with vinyls you can't own, and all the car tuning and brands in the world can't fix the slog that is the career mode.

This game is pretty much cheap steam key bundle filler and worth a few bucks at most if you don't want to dust off some copies of the older NFS games.

Oregon DLC release review update:
+ robocops attempted uprising, were defeated
+ there's more trucks of very high quality coming, for real this time
+ plenty of quality of life improvements like voiced gps, physics based mirrors, ownable trailers, and long term replacement of some of the worst freeway exit prefabs
= some of the ETS2 prefabs are nightmares to use with long setups
= AI is still annoying to no end
= DLC areas have some of the best vistas and roads in game, although changes to the base map are coming in due time with ETS2 taking more priority for overhauling
= I'd like a diff ratio option for transmissions as part of the game, because having all the gearboxes tuned for 55 MPH makes no sense when California is surrounded by higher speed limits.


BONUS DUCKS

+ Great map, with a variety of towns and cities to drive through
+ No weird off brand truck nonsense
+ All the amazing driving quality of ETS2
+ A all but guaranteed promise of years of updates to make even better
+ More options for unloading cargo, adding an easy parking option to a now tougher normal parking spot


QUACK

= Still absolutely no place to get up to speed and AI indifferent to your struggle (unless you get up in their business)
= Two trucks at launch, and not as much attachment points as in ETS2
= Driving in this game isn't as easy in ETS2, due to longer trucks, longer roads, and roads that make even some of the toughest ETS2 roads look like easy freeway driving
= Plenty of recycled prefabs, mixed in with some new ones. Not really a negative as everything is at a similar high quality.

DEFLATED DUCKS

- Not exactly a great deal outside of Europe or the United States due to non-adjusted prices for ETS2
- Speed limits pop up out of nowhere, and it's more of a problem than it was in ETS2
- Clairvoyant robocops everywhere to sap your money like it's a small town speed trap
- some prefabs aren't finished like this poi

A badly drawn dog dunks the AAA game industry with one well thought out RPG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxXGIC7DVJs

My head wants to explode

I KEEP DYING

A trivia game that isn't stale bread and requires some out of box thinking.

It's only local MP and runs in a 640x480 window no matter what resolution but it sure beats trying emulating WinXP to install/play.

Buy the whole bundle, the descriptions of the games tell what's inside each one.

interesting to say the least

The combat system is heavenly, nuff said

Stab things, put idiot guards to sleep, ZA WARUDO, and a steampunk atmosphere makes it the best not thief ever. And for you cry babies going WAAAAAAA MAGIC MAKE GAME EASY FOR BABBY you know there's an achievement for only using the jump and knife