You are so gorgeous my queen

Nickthew Pohlillo

Hi Sync!

My anus was itchy/irritated this morning and (yeah I know..) I put my finger inside to scratch, and there was white soft secretion or something like that there. It didn't move at all though. Could it be just dried soap?

Hey Syncronyze, I hope you remember you sold me a leopard pair of underwear many years ago. I had offered you very good money then;) and i wanted to ask if you like to sell me more?

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Two bro looking for a younger bro to do our chores while we cut checks snap necks. We are not paying at this time however we are offering our bro status which will get you laid and get you a job long term. We are looking for a freshman at UMD or CSS. If you are looking for mentors. Look no further. Email me for more details.

I won't engage you further, as you appear to be intellectually limited.

all i ever wanted out of life was just to respect steel's mom

>at sleep over
>we played super mario 64 all night long
>i really liked the boss fights with bowser because of the way mario throws him
>friends cat comes by me & starts rubbing against me
>remember bowser boss battle
>great idea
>think it would be a funny if i threw my friends cat like mario throws bowser
>grabs cat tail stand up
>cat claws at me makes hissing noises
>start spinning
>friend yells out what the ♥♥♥♥ are you doing
>some of his family comes into the room
>get nervous and embarrassed
>maybe if i finish the joke they will all laugh and think im funny
>start spinning faster
>maximum velocity reached
>scream SO LONG GAY BOWSER and let go
>cat files into drywall and hits a stud behind it
>breaks neck and dies on impact
>everyone is speechless & starts crying and yelling
>mom callled (my parents are divorced) to take me home
>put on medication & forced to attend therapy for a long time
>never saw friend again

Dear heavenly blessed beauty, I have been staring at your profile picture speechless and in awe for the past hour or so. That deep gaze in your star, your perfect font, all of your features just seem to all come together so well, almost angelical in a sense I suppose. The reason I am writing this is to let you know that I think I have found the most beautiful man to grace us with his presence on our planet, and I am of course talking about you.
I know this might mean absolutely nothing to you, and you probably dont get any of these types of messages/posts on Steam and in real life BUT please understand that I am being as genuine as ever when I say that you are the ultimate dictionary definition of perfection, and I hope that one day God can bestow me with a man as beautiful as you, I would be forever grateful. I hope that this message finds you well, I do not care if I get a response to this, I am just simply stating the obvious and had to let you know how I really felt.

This man used to be a very kind person but lately he thinkgs bullying people is a good thing. Somone really needs to teach him a lesson on how to be a good person.

spams your gay on peoples profile lets all lynch this idiot for being such a ♥♥♥♥ ion 2017

drink bleach ♥♥♥

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S I N K R O N

ahem hi, * looks down cautiously *
I...i....notice you are of the female persuasion. You see.. oh boy... this intrigues me...because...well...I am a man. I know its a bit weird... but I just want to say.... * nervously thinks to self "I can do this!" *.... you're really uh cute...and uh.. wanna go on a date?
21/m/florida
lol xd. gosh I hope i found my waifu

rawr xD *nota tu buldge* OwO ¿qué es esto? ñaaaaa~

Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy ;) nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest

and bites lip I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your ♥♥♥♥ your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your ♥♥♥♥ salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles

ur gay

+rep took me out to dinner the other night at Olive Garden. I didn't even have a chance to reach for the check! Afterwards we went to see Marvel's "Doctor Strange". The plot was great and the action scenes seemed really well developed. There was a little making-out between us (I won't go into details LOL), and it was overall a great viewing experience. I'm so glad Doctor Strange beat that bad guy! He drove me home afterwards and walked me to my door like a real gentleman. I invited him inside for a glass of wine (and maybe something else if you get what I mean LOL), but he had to work early the next day so he politely declined. I hope he asks me out again because I enjoyed myself very much and was glad I finely found a man with a less than average endoyment (if you know what I mean LOL). Some men of ethnic racial statuses intimidate me a little more than normal individuals when I'm just trying to blow some shaft. Anyway, great night!

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i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life

Phurix (KPSMax7) 25 Dec, 2016 @ 4:51pm
juxtaHOHOHO! (Jasipoo) 14 hours ago
m-merry ch-christmas s-s-s-nyc

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h-happy new-new y-year,,..

Happy Boxing Day!

juxtaHOHOHO! (Jasipoo) 14 hours ago
m-merry ch-christmas s-s-s-nyc

Merry Christmas?

m-merry ch-christmas sync i h-hope you have a great da-

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas

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Merry christmas eve!

fallice navi dad

@Douglas sorry

@juxtapo its not even christmas yet!

merry christmas

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hello douglas manager. i would like request drawing from douglas. thank you

juxtapo: what do boob feel like

Reported for ad hominem attacks and harassment.

I was doing missionary with my ex while in high school. We were in the gym and I was so turned on I pulled out and blasted in my own eye. I turned around because my girlfriend had this terrified look of embarrassment on her face only to stare into the angry face of her gym teacher while the spooge dripped down my eye onto my lip. Yeah that was a great day....

I love little baby ducks, old pickup trucks
Slow-movin' trains and rain
I love little country streams, sleep without dreams
Sunday school in May and hay
And I love you, too

I love leaves in the wind, pictures of my friends
Birds of the world and squirrels
I love coffee in a cup, little fuzzy pups
Bourbon in a glass and grass
And I love you, too

I love honest, open smiles, kisses from a child
Tomatoes on the vine and onions
I love winners when they cry, losers when they cry
Music when it's good and life
And I love you, too.

I love little baby ducks, old pickup trucks
Slow-movin' trains and rain
I love little country streams, sleep without dreams
Sunday school in May and hay
And I love you, too

I love leaves in the wind, pictures of my friends
Birds of the world and squirrels
I love coffee in a cup, little fuzzy pups
Bourbon in a glass and grass
And I love you, too

I love honest, open smiles, kisses from a child
Tomatoes on the vine and onions
I love winners when they cry, losers when they cry
Music when it's good and life
And I love you, too.

Why is it acceptable to shame people with a small penis? I have a small penis and everybody talks about it like having one is a bad thing. It makes me feel very insecure and like something is wrong with me.

Syncronyze (Mysticchicken) 6 Aug @ 4:50pm
where the ♥♥♥♥ did you go!?!?!?!

jutapo 🏄 (Jasipoo) 6 Aug @ 4:42pm
where the ♥♥♥♥ did you go!?!?!?!