"R.I.P. That guy" - Torkoal Tom

"I hit you dead in the head!" - Jaws

"I'm deep throating my bomb pop" - Spoon

"Milk" - Kuroi

"I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in my space whale" -zero

Tom: "This is a Russian club you can walk into the back room and find someone sucking someone else off." zero: "I call winners"

"It needs more screw" -taken out of context zero

"IT'S ALMOST DONE, IT'LL BE DONE IN 40-REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" -zero

"Back in my day we used to put cocaine up our butts!" -zero

"The doctor said all my bleeding was internal, but that's okay! That's where blood is supposed to be" - zero

"Happy turkey gay" -zero

"Whom'st've'ers'st birth parent of the female variety is the homosexual" -zero

"@Technician so that toster was actualy my pc, my KitchenAid KMT4115CU 4-Slice Toaster with Manual High-Lift Lever, Contour Silver, specs on steam profile. so does the cantaloupe like add cooling to my 2 GeForce GTX 275 BFGs or does it not effect it because of the EKWB water cooling loop?" -zero

"If I was a Slim-Jim... ♥♥♥♥ you." -Mankey

"piss in my ass cyborg ♥♥♥♥♥" -kebab

"Nibba wtf does my hairline gotta do with gremlins" -Hyakkimaru Dororo