-rep After a good game of cs, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great arma and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a cs lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy

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Sarnando woz da biggest ledge in da Brexit mandem, ya get me? Bruv weren’t ‘avin just one vote—nah fam, man ‘ad eleven. Blad came strapped wiv fake IDs, dodgy gas bills, an’ a collection of peak mustaches. Man rolled up to da polling stations like, "Safe, one Leave vote, innit."

But man got too gassed. Tryna go 12 deep, innit. Some nosy wasteman at da polling booth clocked his squint, an’ next ting ya know, feds chasin’ him through "the Wilderness of The United Kingdom (Great Britain)", man still holdin’ his pint.

Now Sarnando’s locked up, still gassin’, "Bruv, I only voted once… eleven times." Mandem still rate him, though.

hiya i saw you after the csgo game we played and i just wanted to say to destroyed everybody and you are especially great for a girl. i thought maybe you could video call me on skype soon and maybe we could chill out and listen to some calming music, i really want to get to know you more and i was wondering if maybe you would like to get some coffee soon? really i just wanted to complement you in your csgo skills and if you want my tiktok accounts its WeeWeeInTheBum0909 and you should meet up at my place in the future and we can have 1 on 1 time

xXx - Your not-so Secret Secret Admirerer