Ghost: if Jesus can turn water into wine I can turn it into gfuel

Daniel: What the hell is a 'hoagie'?

Daniel: I want to go home, and I haven't even left yet.

Alpha-087: I ran right through his memories

Ghost: nothing more honest and straightforward than murder

Alpha-087: For whom the Taco Bell tolls

Daniel: What came first: the submarine or the sandwich?

Alpha-087: You can't get that kind of entertainment by letting people live.

Daniel: I want to go into the sun.

Daniel kills someone dressed as Solaire: He should be looking for a hospital instead of his own sun.

Alpha-087: It doesn't take that many shoes to walk to Alpha Centauri.

Alpha-087: I never got good I just got big.

Daniel: If you poop cheese sticks you might as well eat em.

Daniel: Duty Calls: Year of the month edition.

Ghost: Do worms know anything?

Nidoran♀: LMAO
Nidoran♀: ya
Nidoran♀: since i'm both male and female
Nidoran♀: i can just go ♥♥♥♥ myself
Nidoran♀: LOL

Ghost: I assume everyone I meet online is a dude. You are actually not that. hooray for X chromosomes
Bunny: haha
Bunny: i used to, years ago
Ghost: be a dude?
Bunny: but i have met so many girls on games that i no longer think that most other girls are guys
Bunny: no! lol
Bunny: lmao
Bunny: jesus
Ghost: rofl

6:03 PM - Grif: comms?
[6:04:24 PM] *** Call to Grif, no answer. ***
6:09 PM - Grif is now Away.

Daniel: Which is bigger, the superbowl or the megabowl? Like if it was a serving size at Yoshinoya, which one do you get?

Daniel: It is better to die on the toilet than to live hungry.

Grif: u have forgoten what it is to watch in horror as ur comrad grif throws a grenade two feet into a pole and back into the group of his friendlies
Ghost: yeah but team damage is off in most servers
Ghost: the developers were aware of grif
Grif: ROFL
Grif: im sure i will find a way to thwart success
Ghost: that makes me sad
Grif: lol

dross: fkin ♥♥♥♥♥♥ didnt have the courtesy to call n tell me don't go in
Ghost: whatre you workin as
dross: Electrician's Assistant
dross: We remove flourscent fixtures n throw in LEDs
Ghost: nice
dross: Its not too bad except for one boss
dross: he has those " I killed someone " eyes

9:00 PM - Buttsmoke: games need to quit forcing me to meet people without my consent
9:00 PM - Ghost: lol

8:44 AM - Alpha-087: star trek has taught me
8:44 AM - Alpha-087: that all aliens are liars
8:45 AM - Alpha-087: everytime the find some bepis colony of aliens or some dubious ship the aliens always have some kind of scheme going on
8:45 AM - Alpha-087: nobody is ever just out in space being legit

MegAMaN: i like how that last mission
MegAMaN: i actually was able to take a massive ♥♥♥♥ in the middle of
MegAMaN: comeback
MegAMaN: and get mvp for the win
Ghost: lol
Ghost: thats the MBAH tryout
MegAMaN: hahahaha

Ghost: imagine a team of ninjas
Ghost: You have one who assassinates all his targets and never gets seen
Ghost: we call him dross
Ghost: we have one who blows up the castle and kills everyone and says sometimes subtlety is inconvenient
Ghost: we call that one Ghost
Ghost: we have another ninja who never says anything and wherever you drop this person everyone dies, friend or foe. We call this one dark
Ghost: and then we have grif who is wearing a tshirt for a mask and its stained with pepsi from this one time he panicked when I said PRESS F1 AND THROTTLE UP to save a helicopter in bf3 and spilled soda on his keyboard
Ghost: to his credit he saved the helicopter
Ramona: so whats rudy in your ninja clan
Ghost: hes a sign that says out to lunch back never

Ghost: All I gotta do I last a month
Ghost: if I dont die before then I'll have GW2
Ghost: If I do die before then you can come to my funeral
Ghost: and that should at least take care of a week of the wait to guild wars in just travel
Ghost: thats actually an interesting idea. I should go to someones funeral
Dark: attends furnerals from now until gw2
Ghost: and then make a movie out of it. I can be owen wilson and I guess you'll be vince vaughn
Dark: hmm
Dark: funeral crashers?
Ghost: lol yes
Ghost: come to take advantage of the morbid, terminal mood and get some really sad sex
Ghost: because crying is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hot
Dark: I can't breathe
Dark: lol
Dark: hilariously awful
Ghost: that can be the tagline for both the movie and the sexual encounters

Ghost: gaming couldnt be more intellectually stunting
Ghost: I am surrounded by people who spend their free time making zero sense
Ghost: use their hard earned cash to buy games that they refuse to get better at playing
Ghost: surround me with ineptitude and say things like you mad bro?
Ghost: the fact I have the capacity to get mad proves that you dont actually hold sway over me. I am not colorless protein sludge. I find it quite unsettling that you are comitted to losing
RAGE DUMP: lolololol

Fr0z3n -SnB-: k, sorry was talking to my mother.
Fr0z3n -SnB-: tries to keep me on the phone hehe, I'll play some b4 I goto bed
Ghost: where do you live that bed is a thing thats going on soon
Fr0z3n -SnB-: Alor Setar, Malaysia
Ghost: you should have said the moon
Fr0z3n -SnB-: It had crossed my mind.