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Mr Pubes 11 Mar @ 12:01pm

two huge aligator clips full of electricity attached to 3 car batteries pony up motherfukker these boys are getting clamped to the horse nuts yeee haw

Mr Pubes 11 Dec, 2024 @ 12:07pm

going to the horse farm to stimulate a horse pecker with ELECTRICity should be illegal but I think he likes it

Mr Pubes 30 Sep, 2024 @ 4:03pm

big spookey alien gozanda in my dreams terrifing sweaty nightmare bed dripping with stinky piss

Mr Pubes 13 Jun, 2024 @ 3:38pm

MAN why would aliens even bother

Mr Pubes 8 Apr, 2024 @ 5:12pm

some say the yeti has a taint so smelly it can make a man hallucinate from over 50 yrds away

Mr Pubes 14 Jan, 2024 @ 10:21am

big elephant bozangas full of sour milk i am fully erect squirt squirt squirt

Mr Pubes 7 Jan, 2024 @ 7:27pm

hello my name is mr pubes i am a SEX addict

Mr Pubes 26 Dec, 2023 @ 5:32pm

i remember clear as water show n tell 4th grade the arab kid brought in his goat and then stuck his hard pp in it before anyone could even yell i was shocked but not that much

Mr Pubes 22 Nov, 2023 @ 11:59am

u can stretch ur foreskin so much that it can be used as a little bowl to hold a few teaspoons of U R I N E to surprise ur grandaprents with ur skilz

Mr Pubes 22 Jun, 2023 @ 8:29am

loose brown oatmeal falling out of my anus help this is the 3rd grade

Mr Pubes 24 Apr, 2022 @ 1:19pm

giant horse pecker swingin so low it stimulates itself sprayin elmers glue all over the petting zoo

Mr Pubes 19 Apr, 2022 @ 4:40am

yes I do s h i t from my d i c k and c u m from my butt since farmer john took some horse tubin and rearanged my insides

Mr Pubes 13 Apr, 2022 @ 6:59am

for halloween at skool I went as man I saw on p o r n h u b

teacher beat my a s s until it was purple like the sunset

Mr Pubes 2 Mar, 2022 @ 6:27am

i go over to neighbor farm as a kid and catch farmer john red handed suckin on a pigs a s s h o l e

man that dude beat my a s s red like a tomato

Mr Pubes 8 Feb, 2022 @ 2:56pm

kid next door sed he would sell me real moon rocks for 18$ but it turned out to white dog s h i t

Mr Pubes 24 Nov, 2021 @ 6:16pm

I keep on thinkin of that smashed nutsak just hangin out in the toilet all alone

Mr Pubes 18 Nov, 2019 @ 8:09pm

i buried my pee pee in sand so da ants would crawl down my pee hole ;-)

Mr Pubes 29 Jun, 2019 @ 4:00pm

sometimes i go to da library and bring out my scroutum and stretch it out like a bat wing all the people say EEK EEK EEK

Mr Pubes 25 Sep, 2018 @ 3:20pm

breaking news R A P I S T escape from jail today ;-)

Mr Pubes 28 Jun, 2018 @ 8:13pm

donald trump will make the gays wear white gloves so u kno when theyve been fondlin their own sarlac pitts

Mr Pubes 14 May, 2018 @ 3:12pm

I worte a 4 page essay on why my animals were horny and got suspended

Mr Pubes 26 Nov, 2017 @ 9:46pm

wen i was yung i got a stiffy in math so my teacher put blue paint on my hands to keep me from making alfredo sauce

Bolf Jergens da Juice Baby 5 Jul, 2013 @ 7:10pm

heyyyyy ;) :) XD =P

Mr Pubes 19 Jun, 2013 @ 5:31pm

I made a poop 24.27 cm long with varying circumferences but it was 14cm at widest

Jewth 26 Aug, 2012 @ 1:17pm

KotORII is finally on steam, man!

Load Bearing Drywall 26 Jul, 2012 @ 9:08pm

There was an old farmer who lived on a http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/2f/Balanced_Rock.jpg/220px-Balanced_Rock.jpg he sat in the meadow when a http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/006/cache/red-tailed-hawk_681_600x450.jpg grabbed his http://blogs.merikan.com/hannah/files/2009/12/GiantBlackCock1.jpg

Jewth 14 Jul, 2012 @ 10:55am

We need to play some killing floor or summat when you come back!

Cacharpas 3 Apr, 2012 @ 10:57am

&hearts

Baltan II 2 Jul, 2011 @ 11:15am

HOW'S YOUR SUMMER HAHAHAHAHA

Cliff 20 Dec, 2010 @ 8:59am

treasure hunt

Willy 17 Dec, 2010 @ 12:57pm

Cockapooshitballs

Baltan II 16 Dec, 2010 @ 11:17am

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Load Bearing Drywall 13 Sep, 2010 @ 7:31pm

pisstits

M. Carl 3 May, 2010 @ 11:06am

Happy "already told you on facebook" belated birthday tits

M. Carl 28 Apr, 2010 @ 12:39pm

Om nommins

Bolf Jergens da Juice Baby 4 Jan, 2010 @ 9:37am

Ass Balls. My teats are on fire? Call the doctor you rascally rabbit.

M. Carl 20 Dec, 2009 @ 1:43am

♥♥♥♥ tomato

M. Carl 17 Nov, 2009 @ 10:08pm

Lemon juice