I will not be blackmailed by some ineffectual, privileged, effete, soft-penis debutante. You wanna start a street fight with me, bring it on, but you're gonna be surprised by how ugly it gets. You don't even know my real name.

I'M THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LIZARD KING.

You actually believe that you know how to play Euro Truck Simulator 2 and that you have the skill to win when your inputs were mashed and not pressed. How the hell do you play other games?! If you weren't so bad at getting your arse kicked i'd probably report you to valve for cheating (saved the replays and can show anyone the proof of your lies!) you will never rank top as Instrucion driver in Euro Truck Simulator you wont even make 900 000 miles drived so carry on living in dreamland you maggot

You actually believe that you know how to play Rocket League and that you have the skill to win when your inputs were mashed and not pressed. How the hell do you play other games?! If you weren't so bad at getting your arse kicked i'd probably report you to valve for cheating (saved the replays and can show anyone the proof of your lies!) you will never rank top as Grand Champion in Rocket League you wont even make Platinum so carry on living in dreamland you maggot

You actually believe that you know how to play Dota 2 and that you have the skill to win when your inputs were mashed and not pressed. How the hell do you play other games?! If you weren't so bad at getting your arse kicked i'd probably report you to valve for cheating (saved the replays and can show anyone the proof of your lies!) you will never rank top as any hero in Dota you wont even make 5000 mmr so carry on living in dreamland you maggot

You actually believe that you know how to play Street Fighter and that you have the skill to win when your inputs were mashed and not pressed. How the hell do you play other games?! If you weren't so bad at getting your arse kicked i'd probably report you to valve for cheating (saved the replays and can show anyone the proof of your lies!) you will never rank top as any character in SF you wont even make 3000pp so carry on living in dreamland you maggot

You actually believe that you know how to play Street Fighter and that you have the skill to win when your inputs were mashed and not pressed. How the hell do you play other games?! If you weren't so bad at getting your arse kicked i'd probably report you to valve for cheating (saved the replays and can show anyone the proof of your lies!) you will never rank top as any character in SF you wont even make 3000pp so carry on living in dreamland you maggot