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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
50.0 hrs on record (24.1 hrs at review time)
its good fun
Posted 22 November, 2022. Last edited 22 November, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
376.2 hrs on record (98.8 hrs at review time)
Addictive for a week until you burn out from playing too much
Posted 29 November, 2020.
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3 people found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
15.4 hrs on record
This game runs slower than a crippled obese 5 year old with down syndrome that was just curb stomped by a homeless homosexual guy
Posted 16 October, 2017. Last edited 26 February, 2019.
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2 people found this review helpful
156.2 hrs on record (29.7 hrs at review time)
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Posted 20 April, 2017. Last edited 1 July, 2019.
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3 people found this review funny
2,545.9 hrs on record (435.8 hrs at review time)
An obese five year old girl with down syndrome runs better than ubisoft servers.
Posted 29 March, 2017. Last edited 29 March, 2017.
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7 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
3.3 hrs on record
Legit the most broken ass game.
- The zombies dont do damange
- Lighting is complete ♥♥♥♥
- Car physics = fly into the sky for every tree you hit
- I sometimes die as soon as I spawn
- Map is small as ♥♥♥♥
- 300mb game
- Physics engine was writen by a 3 year old
- Not worth my time
- In it for the cards
- Cant change key bindings
- Cant lower the sound
- Cant change the high ass sensitivity
- Ive spent more time on this game than the devs have
Posted 29 November, 2016. Last edited 29 November, 2016.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
577.2 hrs on record (346.4 hrs at review time)
Hmm... I should probably work on that project...

***deeply inhales***

ill do it tomorrow
Posted 7 February, 2016. Last edited 16 October, 2017.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1,591.5 hrs on record (18.8 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
Just found out that Dust 2 wasn't the only map.
Posted 9 September, 2015. Last edited 11 October, 2015.
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18.6 hrs on record (5.7 hrs at review time)
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade, make life give take the lemons! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons. What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? Im the man whos going to burn your house down. Im going to get my engineers to make a combustible lemon to burn your house down!
Posted 9 September, 2015. Last edited 8 November, 2015.
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6.9 hrs on record
How to play:
1. Aim at a wall
2. Left click
3. Aim at another wall
4. Right click
5. Repeat steps 1-4
Posted 9 September, 2015. Last edited 8 November, 2015.
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