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Satisfactory – The Industrial Insanity Checklist Review

✔ Base Building & Automation
✔️ Did your “simple” factory turn into a spaghetti nightmare? – Without fail. You start with a neat row of smelters. 20 hours later, you’ve constructed the steel equivalent of a Lovecraftian horror.
Verdict: Addictively complex. 90% building, 10% questioning your life choices.

✔ Logistics & Conveyor Belts
✔️ Is managing belts more complicated than your social life? – Easily. Belts, lifts, splitters, mergers – and none of them go where you want on the first try.
Verdict: Brilliantly maddening. Belt hell is real, and it’s satisfying.

✔ Graphics & World Design
✔️ Does the alien planet look like a Bob Ross fever dream? – Absolutely. Breathtaking landscapes that make you feel bad about bulldozing them with iron mines.
Verdict: Gorgeous. Shame about the pollution.

✔ Exploration & Creature Encounters
✔️ Do alien creatures interrupt your factory zen? – Occasionally. Most are just angry lawnmowers with legs, but they get the job done.
Verdict: Functional distractions. Mostly an excuse to carry a zappy stick.

✔ Progression System
✔️ Is unlocking new tech a rush? – Yes. Every milestone brings new tools to solve problems you created yourself.
Verdict: Exceptionally well-paced. Just one more upgrade… at 3 AM.

✔ Multiplayer
✔️ Is teamwork just organized chaos? – Indeed. One person builds a nuclear reactor, the other accidentally blows it up. A true team-building exercise.
Verdict: Co-op gold. Just don’t trust anyone near the power grid.

✔ Performance & Optimization
✔️ Does the game run smoothly with 4,000 machines? – Mostly. Your CPU might file a complaint, though.
Verdict: Impressive for what it handles. Expect some hiccups if your factory starts resembling a small country’s infrastructure.

✔ User Interface & Controls
✔️ Are menus intuitive or a factory in themselves? – Surprisingly clean. Building is snappy, though placing things perfectly aligned may eat your soul.
Verdict: Solid UI. With optional perfectionist torment.

✔ Overall Enjoyment
✔️ Is productivity more addictive than caffeine? – Oh, 100%. You start automating screws and wake up 12 hours later with a megafactory and vitamin D deficiency.
Verdict: 9/10 – An engineering sandbox that’s equal parts beauty, obsession, and conveyor belt.

✔ Realistic Terrain Physics
✔️ Did the mud fight back? – Absolutely. This game simulates mud like it went to engineering school. You'll feel like you're hauling a fridge through a swamp with a lawn tractor.
Verdict: 10/10 for making dirt feel like a sentient being.

✔ Truck Variety & Customization
✔️ Are there more trucks than common sense? – Yes. From rusty Soviet clunkers to 10-wheeled monsters, it's a buffet of bad decisions.
Verdict: Excellent. Your garage will be full of vehicles you swear you’ll use… someday.

✔ Open-World Exploration
✔️ Is getting lost part of the experience? – Definitely. Map says “shortcut” – reality says “see you in three hours.”
Verdict: Immersive and rewarding. Also mildly punishing. Bring snacks.

✔ Co-op Multiplayer
✔️ Is chaos multiplied by friends? – Without question. One friend gets stuck, the other flips trying to help, and the third just honks.
Verdict: Hilariously frustrating. Highly recommended.

✔ Mission Design & Progression
✔️ Do tasks feel like real work? – They sure do. If you’ve ever wanted to simulate delivering concrete slabs through frozen hell, now’s your chance.
Verdict: Satisfying if you like the grind. Otherwise, it might feel like unpaid labor.

✔ Graphics & Atmosphere
✔️ Does it look good while you cry in the mud? – Stunningly so. The environments are gorgeous – you’ll admire them while winching your soul out of a ditch.
Verdict: Beautiful enough to make you forget your misery. Briefly.

✔ Learning Curve
✔️ Is there a tutorial or just vibes? – There is one. It helps. Then the game throws you into the deep end of a frozen river with a broken axle.
Verdict: Learn by doing (and failing). Often. Brutally.

✔ Overall Enjoyment
✔️ Is suffering somehow fun? – Weirdly, yes. SnowRunner is like a beautiful punishment. You’ll hate it. You’ll love it. You’ll come back for more.
Verdict: 9/10 – For fans of mud, misery, and mechanical masochism.

---{ Graphics }---
x You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Nice
☐ Will do
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
x Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
x Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
x Kids
x Teens
x Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
x Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
x Easy to learn / Hard to master
x Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
x Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Much grind
☐ You'll need a second live for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
x Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
x Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ I would pay double
☐ Worth the price
x If it's on sale
x If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
x Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ Embraced the Bugs
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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Best city builder I've ever played. Lots of stuff to do, whether you want to build a cool looking city or go deep into managing the road network, building parks, making sure every citizen is living the best life and so on :)

The game was better 3 years ago, now it's all flying cars and lasers...

Honestly, don't let the reviews scare you. Yes this game does have a very steep learning curve. But I can say It's one of the most enjoyable games I've played. You won't regret playing this! also DON'T GET STARTER EDITION!

I've loved all the Assassins's Creed games so far, played them over multiple times just because I enjoyed them so much, So I thought Odyssey would be great too, but after spending 50 bucks on this and having played it for two hours I must say that I hate the new fighting mechanics, it is nothing like any of the other assassins creed games.

I am deeply impressed. Could play this for decades without getting bored, it is simple, yet so beautiful.