Recent reviews by rzk

When will the developers realize their game is dying and is entirely full of child predators and horny teenage kids... the entire lobby listing occasionally has one legit actual lobby and the rest are "Horny boy" or "horny girl" or "looking for Gfs snap only" and if you say start the game they ban you from the lobbies intentionally just sitting around begging for snapchats... its disgusting and they really need to address this bs. the game is a cesspool of degenerates that can't even function appropriately in society as actual human beings so they revert to being disgusting incels in a game designed for a predominantly child based audience.. (or so it seems to be catering to a child demographic) but still its entirely disgusting and I refuse to play a dead game full of horny kids and disgraceful pedophiles... there are so many better games to invest your time into rather than spending $4.99 USD just to be leaving and joining random lobbies trying to find one thats actual players and not horny men and children/teens trying to get a rise off of others and lure in kids/other kids/adults into their social media presence with malicious intent. the game at this point should either just go free or entirely shutdown the servers and have a new system implemented to remove anyone/ban anyone who use keyterms that cater to sexual activity and remove individual lobbies that have been sitting in the hub waiting for others for more than 10-15 minutes.. just a personal though though so please don't discriminate but it had to be said...

Actually requires skill.
No respawning, lots of recoil, no killstreaks, destructible environments, and required strategy with your team. Some body sends in a drone to scout while somebody repels to the roof and blasts their way in. Not constant shooting like Call of Duty but there is blood when you hit somebody. It looks like bright red paint though. It's all multiplayer, no single player so no swearing or sex.

Ever since I purchased Euro Truck Simulator 2 it has been one of my all time favourite games, with myself playing over 44 hours, all of which helped be grow and expand my company. Although the game never ends, once you are earning more money than you could ever need, and you don't really know what to do next.

The Performance of this game is incredible! I could run smoothly on my old laptop on medium settings and on my desktop I play on elevated high settings smoothly. The graphics are very realistic in high settings but sometimes out of place. Most motorways in the UK in the game look the same but none the less the experience in terms of graphics is amazingly realistic. Definitely see the performance for youself and do youself a favour and download the demo!

The scenery in the game is very good and HD but is out of places in a lot of the game, my fix for this is to either go with a scenery mod like ProMods, which is a bit of a hassle to get working or try the Scandinavia expansion. I bought the expansion and it looked really good, I've never been to Scandinavia but I got a feel for the place, it looked really good and was definitely woth buying.

Going East came with my version of the game, but didn't really click with me, the east side of the map felt just like the rest of it but the price reflects that I think.

I would recommend both Going East and definitely the Scandinavia expansion if you love to drive, but if you just want to mess around and are casual, don't bother.

As I got more into Euro Truck Simulator 2 I starting looking for ways to improve my experience, origionally I looked towards VR and the oculus rift which the game is compatible with, but the price put me off.

One of the things that I love about Euro Truck Simulator 2 is the endless posibilities with customization of trucks, you can change everything... literally everything, the wheels, tyres, exausts, sun visors, interior trim, and loads more! There are endless posibilites and having played lots of the Truckers multiplayer have never seen anyone with a truck like mine.

One thing missing from the game I think is some realistic damage to the environment and your truck, which never happens, everything is clean and un-dented. Hopefully SCS can think about that one.

Overall Euro Truck Simulator 2 is a brilliant game, very much woth the money and heaps of fun to play if you are serious or want to mess around. I recomend this game to anyone with interested in driving games as it is in my oppinion the most realistic driving simulation on the market. There are plenty of mods to have fun with so is perfect for any player,
Thanks for reading and happy trucking,
~Joker
Never saw joker playing eurotruck or any steam game :v , k

EARLY ACCESS REVIEW
Configurable acceleration, zoom sensitivity multiplier, 3 decimal points of sensitivity value. Absolutely beautiful, this should be a standard across all PC shooters. You should but this game for its input options, alone!

As far as the gameplay goes, my heart-rate is relatively high when playing this game and so is my fun. Its excellent fast-paced action and, unlike item-control centered arena fps does not require much of a learning curve to get into.

I wholeheartedly recommend this, it is excellent fun and there is a multiplayer community (which is atypical for skill-games like this).

Additionally there are customization items and unlocks.

Well I have too much to say about this game...
Pros:
-The history is f*cking amazing
-The map is very huge
-You can go in diferents ambients; Country, town, forest, hoods, etc.
-You can visit 3 diferent cities and take a look around (Los Santos, San Fierro and Las Venturas)
-You have many other activities to do; Races, shoot, steal, fly
-You can full customize CJ with many diferents clothes
-You can even tatto full body CJ
-Variety of hair cuts
-You can get stronger on the gym and learn new punch moves
-You can full customize your car to races
-Many weapons you can get better with it
-Very good graphics
-You can play it in any kind of computer
-Many cheats to use
-You can f*ck a wh*re and kill to get back your money
-MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

Cons:
-Frames bugs
-You neeed to play in 30fps to don't have bugs
-You need to patch it to v1.0
-Big smoke
-Zero
-Rider saying that you don't know how to drive

And thats all. The game is very awesome and worth all that 9.99$ (You can buy it for less than 4$ on eBay btw)

The people giving this negative reviews are mostly veterans who didn't pay attention to anything SyncError and sponge have been saying for the past year. Here are some facts:

1) They have been telling us to switch to Steam for over a year. The people who already had the game on Steam didn't have to pay a single cent, even if they weren't subscribers. The subscribers who didn't switch even though they were told to do so can mail support and get the game for free.

2) The friends lists weren't saved because the accounts no longer exist. Just find your friends in-game and send them a friend request. We can do that in-game now through the Admin menu, something we couldn't do before.

3) The game works on Linux with Wine/playonlinux.

4) We have user-owned private servers and LAN now, something the fanbase has been begging for since the private Beta.

5) We still have stats. Just not the stats from before the switch, as again, the accounts no longer exist.

6) We can switch names now.

7) Delicious, delicious UTF-8 support finally lets us use Unicode letters in chat.

8) People are working on a replacement for QLRanks.

9) The one-time payment is about a 3rd of the price of a premium/pro account, and everyone can do everything the premium/pro users could.

10) We now have Valve Anti-Cheat. Cheaters who get banned now have to pay money for a new account.

11) The new UI and settings menu are far, far better than the old ones.

12) Watching demos is no longer a pain without 3rd party tools. We can now view our demos by pressing "Replays", there is a list of timestamps for each frag that happened in the game, and the new demo viewer itself is all kinds of awesome.

13) SyncError confirmed that we'll be getting gibs DLC.

The update was great. Stop whining.

Okay, so this game is pretty much a free DayZ, you can have the same amount of fun on this as on DayZ. One of my personal stories from this game was getting onto a server with 24 other people on it. I spawn near the airbase on PEI and see about 3 other people geared to hell and back. I find a golf club and wait for one of the lesser members to stray from the herd and that is when I strike. He starts to yell back to his team but they can't hear him. I quickly get in his way so he can't run and I strike him down in the heart of battle. I got shot 2 times but it was worth it. I stole his gear and quickly disguised as him and came back toward his team. I get back to them and they ask where I was. I stay silent and they are asking if my mic works or not. I press down my mic button and mumble into my headset which gives them the information they need to believe me. Soon after we get into a car and I'm in the back seat. The person I killed says he was killed in world chat which confuses his teammates. I was in the back of the truck so I had a clear view of the 2 other people who were in the front seat. Taking out the 3rd members gun I quickly shot them both in the head as they were talking to each other about the situation. I then got in the front seat, stopped the car and looted both of the other "teammates". I then finished off everyone else in the server and promptly left so I was not hunted down mercilessly.

No More Room in Hell is a completely free co-operative first person survival horror game.
The game includes:
- Co-op play with up to 8 players.
- Dynamic Objective Maps: Each time you play a map, objectives could be placed in different locations.
- Realism: No crosshairs and no HUD.
- Infection: When you get bitten by a zombie, it is possible becoming one of them. You only have a certain amount of time to heal or you will die and come back as a zombie.
- 2 game modes: Survive several waves of zombies or do objective based maps.
- A lot of maps.
- Many different weapons.

No More Room in Hell is nearly impossible to win alone, cooperation is the key to win.
Graphics are average and not up to date anymore.
The sound fits to the game. There could be more sound effects but overall it is ok.
One of the best free games on Steam, especially when playing with friends. If you search for a zombie game - Try it!

Sounds 7/10
Graphics 5/10
Gameplay 7/10
Atmosphere 8/10

If you enjoy playing a game in permanent beta, this game is for you.

While I've clocked alot of hours(have another 1.5k+ before the steam merge), I don't think I can reccomend this game to anyone. It's just not worth investing time into for new people. Older players only play it because we got hooked early on, and most of us are nostalgic or for some reason holding onto hope for the game.

I wish this game could hit it's potential that it had even back in 2010/2011, but it's not very likely, even with the "engine update" that's supposed to be here by the end of this year. Don't bet on that though, they also said it was supposed to release back in Q1 2014, and look where we are :). G1 has been worse than Nexon, and that's a great warning sign for anyone interested in trying this game out.

If you're still interested, despite all the negative reviews, by all means go ahead. Just remember, you were warned.

How Comp. in CS:GO works
> You're so happy, your entire team is made up of Russians, you know since they are Russian they must be good
> You're winning 13:0, so excited, going to get a 16:0
> Enemy team wins one round. Calm down, you'll get them next time!
> Enemy team wins
> Exit CS:GO
> Uninstall CS:GO

How Casual in CS:GO works
> Everyone on team dies from the "hacker" AWP that keeps killing you
> Last guy with 0 kills and 6 deaths is alive
> Know you're gonna lose this
> Last guy kills everyone on other team


How unboxing works
> Buy a few keys, open something decent
> Get cocky, unboxed 1 decent thing, you must be lucky!
> Unbox a worthless skin
> Take deep breaths, try again
> Get the exact same skin as before
> Cry as you steal your mothers credit card and spend $500 dollars on keys and crates
> Unbox nothing good
> Uninstall CS:GO and swear to never play it again, saying "Idi Nahui" from all the Russians to your screen

> Install a week later

CS:GO is the best game ever :)