Recent reviews by sp00kyDM

It's like if Left 4 Dead was a looter shooter but also has a deep, mechanically complex melee and dodge system that feel UNBELIEVABLY good. Get it. Just do it. This is like a 10 who has the standards of a 5, and will give you a chance with her. No thinking required, just accept the offer and be happy. You need this like Diddy needs children.

9.8/10

Elden Ring is in my top 10 favorite games of all time.

I like a few games better, but I have an M.Sc, so I prefer to think objectively.

Elden Ring does combat better than other combat games.

Elden Ring does open world vastly better than other open world games.

Elden Ring does fantasy better than other fantasy games.

Elden Ring does G. R. R. M. better than other G. R. R. M. adaptations.

Elden Ring does teabagging better than other teabagging games.

Elden Ring, big El Dong-ring, is objectively the best game ever made. It's just a literal fact.

I will make this short. This game has the perfect balance of difficulty, gameplay, and deep mechanics, making it easily the best ARPG on the market right now.

No, it is not as complicated as PoE, but it's also not a predatory, trash, grind-fest like PoE.

11/10, better than Path of Excrement.

One of the best fighting games ever made.

Super fun.

10/10 if you're a 12-hour-long combo enjoyer.

Completely disgusted with how amazingly simple, yet truly habit-forming this game is. Comeplete social life terrorism. I rate 9/11