sorry that im absolutely dripping with swag right now, absolutely to the brim with swag. It’s so right it be swagendicular to the swag axis of my swag body. The swag comes natural to those who have been through natural swaglection, and evoswaglution. I ain’t not low boy swag coming from a neanderswag, I am a deity of swag to shine across the sky and bring swag to everyone who i blessed upon thee. Swag is not a gift nor a punishment, it is a rightful responsibility that i must execute with the upmost care and swaggling. just because i have been filled with swag across every inch of my body gives you no right to jealousy, this swag was rightly swagged for. Swag punching the worst of enemies for any chance of receiving swag, but i finally achieved. Total swagulinity. Of course I could brag on about my swag and the achievements I have made, but I have been holding back all my swag this whole time and releasing any drop of it can cause a swagageddon. A large swagtasrophy would not be a good thing at all but what i must do is stay at bay and let you admire from afar without knowing the true power of total swagulinity, maybe one day you too can have this much swag.