Recent reviews by Snooza

This'll turn like a decade old this year, so chances are you've already heard about it from someone. SOMA is good. Good voice acting, brilliant sound design, good atmosphere, and hostiles are surprisingly easy but fun to deal with (except for the Catherine one). There's lots of walking and reading, which could get dull if you're not into the general setting of this game. I recommend it either way.

fun for like 30 minutes

Pretty

It was all very okay. No strong feelings about this. Didn’t care much for the story about ancient hebrew technology or whatever, but still alright nonetheless. Buy on sale when it's cheap.

Yawn

I love the xenomorp alien bro

i'm never playing this again bro

♥♥♥♥♥♥ sweet. The shotguns feel great especially

Terminids, the color yellow of piss. Ugly shrimp, what led up to this? The bile Titan comes up, with its projectile vomit it’ll never miss. They let their presence be known with a scream or a simple hiss. Can’t leave us alone, no can’t get them to mind their own bizz

The illuminates are known to ravage, turned savage, turned into an illuminate beverage. Their ships must be centuries old, but my spear launcher makes them drop like Jennifer Rentald. She was killed in an accident on the 21st of septemberald. Or atleast, so I’ve been told. The helldivers make even the largest tripod back down or fold.

The bots are mean machines. Broadcasting propaganda on super earth screens. Parading around turning your world into a bloody scene. Evil factories produce them like a never ending stream. Scream, cream, the robot race will end up supreme. Sure to make you insecure, they lower your self esteem.

The bugs were bad, the bots clad, the squids make you wish, never joined you had. A game about war and despair. The type of snare that makes you want to destroy your chair. Helldivers isn’t for the weak, dropping bodies until my tip begins to leak

Was having a blast until my wife got shot