Parker be pumping up a bike *mwa, mwa, mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa*

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what a handsum boyo

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It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out. If I don't update you again please send help.

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We regret to inform you that your Credit Card titled "Mum's Visa" has been declined, any of your latest purchases will not be processed due to suspicous activities. To unlock your card for further use, please confirm your recent purchases and total cost with your local bank.

The listing follows

- 1x Monster Horse Dildo (12') $89.99
- 1x Ultra HD Backdoor Sluts 9 $12.99
- 6x Magnum condoms (Small) $24.45
- 5x Bananas $7.00
- 5x Cucumbers $4.00
- 1x FeelsLikeBlood Lube Bottle 750ml $19.99
- 1x Next day shipping $45.00
- 1x Frequent Shopper Discount (15%)

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Post this windmill to 5 other profiles to keep Steam properly air conditioned

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good player on payday 2

+rep ... oh wait

+rep i think he just ejacul8'd in his pants

I'm a White Male i have so much white privilege that i need to give some of it to 7 foot 3 naked african american obese skinhead males with nedopara body pillows
+1privilege

If you were a CSGO map you would be de_licious!
Can I wallbang your double doors?
You are so sweet I could just cbble you up.
Hey girl, want to inspect my Case Hardened?
Can I rush your lower tunnel?
Are you a Nova? Because you are pure gold.
Girl, you are my rare special item <3
When I turn on my aimbot, I aim straight for your heart <3
If we open a case together what are my chances of getting lucky?
Girl, is that a molotov under your feet? Cuz you are hot!